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The Great Ed Doyle

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-'''Edward Doyle''' (born November 30, 1935 in [[Franquelin, Quebec|Franquelin]], [[Quebec]]) is a former [[politician]] in [[Ontario]], [[Canada]].  He was a [[Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario|Progressive Conservative]] member of the [[Legislative Assembly of Ontario]] from 1995 to 1999.<ref>''Ed Doyle, MPP - Parliamentary History''.
-* [http://www.ontla.on.ca/web/members/members_all_detail.do?locale=en&ID=327 "Ed Doyle, MPP"], Legislative Assembly of Ontario.</ref>
+He is the best ever. (Even though Chuck Norris is still alive.) He is the most brutal and most viscious champion there ever was. (Even though Jon Jones is the champ as of right now.) No one can stop him hes alexander they're no alexander. (Even though his name is Ed.) He is great he has the ruthlessness of a terrorist. He will eat your heart out. He will kill. (Bill Gates.) He will eat your children. He will ruin families and scrape the love from relationships. He will take your grandma's home made pie, and smash your face in it. On your birthday, he will take your face and smash it in your cake. (Even if you don't want him to.) He rapes little children. (Even though they dont want him to.) He gets mad. (Even if there is nothing to get mad about.) He lives under a rock. (With your children and family's pets, even when theres no rocks around.) He eats nails for breakfast. (Even if theres no milk.) He stays up at night. (Even though he rapes children during the day.) He drinks grape koolaid. (Even though he is cocasion.) He is the most dangerous beast in the water. (Even though Whales are much larger.) He lives longer then turtles, Period (Even though turtles live longer then he.) He fixes his rock when it chips. (even if he has no tools.) People think he is Patrick. (Even though hes not.) Bill Gates stole his idea for the computer. (Now hes dead.) Some say hes not the best ever. (Even though they dont know that hes right behind them.)
-Doyle was educated in [[Montreal, Quebec|Montreal]], and did not attend university.  He worked as a radio and television news journalist in Montreal, [[Kitchener, Ontario|Kitchener]] and [[Hamilton, Ontario|Hamilton]], and was a member of the [[Experimental Aircraft Association]].
-Doyle was elected to the Ontario legislature in the [[Ontario general election, 1995|1995 provincial election]], defeating [[Ontario Liberal Party|Liberal]] [[Shirley Collins (Ontario politician)|Shirley Collins]] by about 3,500 votes in the Hamilton-area riding of [[Wentworth East]] (incumbent [[New Democratic Party of Ontario|New Democrat]] [[Mark Morrow]] was third).  He served for the next four years as a backbench supporter of [[Mike Harris]]'s government.  He did not play a major role in parliament, though he stood in as [[Speaker (politics)|speaker]] of the assembly from September 26 to October 2, 1996, after the resignation of [[Al McLean]].
-Doyle supported amalgamating the city of Hamilton, and co-chaired a series of provincial consultations on the [[Canada Pension Plan]] in 1996.  He did not seek re-election in 1999.
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