Wikipedia:Association of Geriatric Editors

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I remember when the internet was made out of tin cans and string.....

If you are looking for a group of editors who work on geriatric-related articles then you are in the wrong place. Try the Association of Editors for Geratic Articles.

Likewise, the Association of Geriatric Articles Editors is where you need to go if you are looking for our oldest articles.

We are the Association of Geriatric Editors, and we hate those other associations even more than we hate the Romans. We hate the association of Geriatric Editors the most—oh wait… we are the association of geriatric editors!

In my day we had to edit Wikipedia without any policy guidelines (some old fart)

You lucky bastards we had to edit without admins (grumpy old git) .....

Admins? In my day, we didn't have keyboards! (grandma)

Motto: I remember when all this was punch cards.

Punch cards! You don't know you were born! We had to make to with feeble slap cards, and we were glad of 'em too. (Geezer)

Slap cards?! All we had was pointy rocks! Lemme tell you, it wasn't easy telling the difference between the ones and zeroes! (retiree)

Ones? Ones! You lucky lucky bastards! We had to get up before we went to bed, work 25 hours a day sorting zeros from zeros. We'd had given anything to see a one now and then. {I'm 81 years young you know)

Nice cup of tea anyone? (lovely old lady)

They have the Internet on computers now? (Some old chubby guy)

Tea? Tea?! It keeps me awake. And I have to get up three, four times a night to ... I'm sorry, what were we talking about? (oldster)

I took your Cleanup template. It was in my article! It landed in my article, and now it's mine! You kids stop that!

I remember the first "Web Forum": it was called a bathroom stall!! (A Regular Oldster)

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Everyone, don't forget your pills!