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Template:Dad's Army character Lance Corporal Jack Jones is a fictional Home Guard platoon lance-corporal and butcher portrayed by Clive Dunn in the BBC television sitcom Dad's Army.

Personality

Jones is an elderly local high-street butcher, and an army veteran of the British Reconquest of Sudan, and World War I. He was so keen to sign up for the Home Guard that, despite his age, Captain Mainwaring instantly signed him up as the platoon's Lance Corporal (although Jones' ability to provide off-the-ration meat may have had rather more to do with this decision). In many episodes, Jones fondly recalls his time during the Battle of Omdurman in the Sudan, or facing the "Fuzzie-Wuzzies" under the lead of General Kitchener. He was born in 1870 in Walmington-on-Sea, and during his youth, he signed up in the army as a drummer boy.

In the series, Jones is known for a number of eccentric traits. One of the most noticeable is his long rambling explanations whenever he wants to make a point. He is also invariably one step behind the rest of the platoon in any drill maneuver. He often makes far-fetched suggestions for the platoon, such as the advice to chop off the German prisoners' trouser buttons on the grounds that if they escaped, a group of German men walking through the town with their trousers around their ankles may cause people to "raise some inquiries". Every time, Jones' suggestions are soundly refuted by Mainwaring:

"I think you're wandering into the realms of fantasy, Jones"

Jones is well remembered for his catchphrases "Don't Panic", "Permission to speak, Sir", and of course - "They don't like it up 'em", which was taken from an old campaigner remembered by writer Jimmy Perry in his Home Guard days.

In one episode, Jones has to confront his past when a former comrade from the Sudan, Private Clarke, joins the Walmington-on-Sea platoon. Clarke accuses Jones of leaving him to die many years ago, folowing an incident in which both men are attacked and kidnapped by dervishes. After Jones recounts his side of the story to the platoon, Clarke realises that he had misunderstood Jones' actions all those years ago, and that he had not been left to die after all.

Jones appears to have reasonably good relationships with both Mainwaring and Wilson, whom he often bribes with meat when he wants his own way. His main rivalries are usually with Frazer, and the Verger, whom he calls a trouble maker.

On informal occasions, Jones is often accompanied by Mrs Fox, his love-interest. Mrs Fox is a busty middle-aged widow, and a regular customer at Jones' butcher shop.

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 '''Lance Corporal Jack Jones''' is a fictional [[Home Guard]] platoon [[lance-corporal]] and butcher portrayed by [[Clive Dunn]] in the [[BBC]] television [[sitcom]] ''[[Dad's Army]]''.
 ==Personality==
-Jones is an elderly local high-street butcher, and an army veteran of long ago. He was so keen to sign up for the Home Guard that, despite his age, [[Captain George Mainwaring|Captain Mainwaring]] instantly signed him up as the platoon's Lance Corporal (although Jones ability to provide off-the-ration meat may have had rather more to do with this decision). In many episodes, Jones fondly recalls his time during the Battle of Omdurman in the [[Sudan]], or facing the "[[Fuzzy Wuzzy|Fuzzie-Wuzzies]]" under the lead of [[Horatio Kitchener, 1st Earl Kitchener| General Kitchener]]. He was born in [[Walmington-on-Sea]] in 1870, and signed up in the army in his youth and became a drummer boy.
+Jones is an elderly local high-street butcher, and an army veteran of the [[History of Sudan (1884-1898)|British Reconquest of Sudan]], and [[World War I]]. He was so keen to sign up for the Home Guard that, despite his age, [[Captain George Mainwaring|Captain Mainwaring]] instantly signed him up as the platoon's Lance Corporal (although Jones' ability to provide off-the-ration meat may have had rather more to do with this decision). In many episodes, Jones fondly recalls his time during the [[Battle of Omdurman]] in the [[Sudan]], or facing the "[[Fuzzy Wuzzy|Fuzzie-Wuzzies]]" under the lead of [[Horatio Kitchener, 1st Earl Kitchener| General Kitchener]]. He was born in 1870 in [[Walmington-on-Sea]], and during his youth, he signed up in the army as a drummer boy.
-In the series Jones is known for a number of eccentric traits. One of the most noticeable is his long rambling explanations wherever he wants to make a point. He is also invariably one step behind the rest of the platoon in any drill manouver. He often makes far-fetched suggestions for the platoon, such as the advice to chop the German prisoners' trouser buttons off on the grounds that if they escaped, a group of German men walking through town with their trousers around their ankles might cause people to "raise some inquiries". Every time, Jones' suggestions are soundly refuted by Mainwaring:
+In the series, Jones is known for a number of eccentric traits. One of the most noticeable is his long rambling explanations whenever he wants to make a point. He is also invariably one step behind the rest of the platoon in any drill maneuver. He often makes far-fetched suggestions for the platoon, such as the advice to chop off the German prisoners' trouser buttons on the grounds that if they escaped, a group of German men walking through the town with their trousers around their ankles may cause people to "raise some inquiries". Every time, Jones' suggestions are soundly refuted by Mainwaring:
 :''"I think you're wandering into the realms of fantasy, Jones"''
-Jones is well remembered for his catchphrases "Don't Panic", "Permission to speak, sir", and of course - "They don't like it up 'em", which was taken from an old campaigner remembered by writer [[Jimmy Perry]] in his Home Guard days. In one episode, Jones has to tackle problems created by a former comrade, Private Clarke, who was with him at the time dervishes attacked and kidnapped the two soldiers later mistook the situation they had been in, and was under the impression that Jones left him to die.
+Jones is well remembered for his catchphrases "Don't Panic", "Permission to speak, Sir", and of course - "They don't like it up 'em", which was taken from an old campaigner remembered by writer [[Jimmy Perry]] in his Home Guard days.
+In one episode, Jones has to confront his past when a former comrade from the Sudan, Private Clarke, joins the [[Walmington-on-Sea]] platoon. Clarke accuses Jones of leaving him to die many years ago, folowing an incident in which both men are attacked and kidnapped by [[Dervish|dervishes]]. After Jones recounts his side of the story to the platoon, Clarke realises that he had misunderstood Jones' actions all those years ago, and that he had not been left to die after all.
-Jones appears to have generally good relationships with both Mainwaring and Wilson, whom he often bribes with meat when he wants his own way. His main rivalries are usually with Frazer, and the Verger, whom he calls a trouble maker.
+Jones appears to have reasonably good relationships with both Mainwaring and Wilson, whom he often bribes with meat when he wants his own way. His main rivalries are usually with Frazer, and the Verger, whom he calls a trouble maker.
 On informal occasions, Jones is often accompanied by Mrs Fox, his love-interest. Mrs Fox is a busty middle-aged widow, and a regular customer at Jones' butcher shop.