User:Mkbw50

Hello! I'm Mkbw50, a newbie. Don't bite me please! I have read all the essays and all that malachy, and it's good to know that everyone is treated equal here. I am not completely new though; I have had accounts in Wikia and Bulbapedia but have trouble remembering how to do a table, or how to put templates, that type of thing.

I hope to be a valuable contributor and am NOT a vandal sock puppet or meat puppet or whatever (use Wiki Check if ya like), although a puppet made of meat sounds tasty. I have moderate fame in Club Penguin Armies, but please do NOT say "Hey, who still plays that little kids game?" because it's just annoying and I disregard it anyway. I play Pokémon too. The reason I bothered make an account is because I figured "one day there's gonna be a time when I make an account to take a side in a debate, and I'm gonna be accused of sockpuppetry, which would be undesirable." See you soon. A LOT OF USERBOXES.

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language. simpleThis person reads, writes and understands Simple English. cpe-MY-3This user can speak Manglish normal lor. es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español. en-sg-2This user's Singlish not very good lah. fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. enm-1This led knoweth sumhwet of Englyssh. ang-0This person does not understand Englisc. cy-0Dydy'r defnyddiwr 'ma ddim yn deall y Gymraeg. ga-0Níl Gaeilge ag an úsáideoir seo, nó is beag atá sí aige. gd-0Cha tuig an cleachdaiche seo Gàidhlig idir. ipa-0 əThis user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet. kw-0Ny wor an devnydhyer-ma convedhes Kernowek (po ma orth y gonvedhes gen caletter bras). {{#if:sgn-0| sgnThis user does not understand British Sign Language (or understands it with considerable difficulty).
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Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

neutralityThis user could not care less about the use of gender-neutral language.

couldn't'veThis user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.

ubiquitousThis user feels that if a person cannot concisely describe what they mean without using so-called big words, then they should not be identified as being truly intelligent.

byThis user has no opinion about the passive voice.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

snkdThis user says sneaked.

infinitiveThis user has no opinion about split infinitives.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

with, at, in, for, to...This user has no opinion about ending a sentence with a preposition.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

than
thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...

which
thatThis user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

much & manyThis user understands the difference between much & many.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

ain't nobodyThis user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.

based

Based on experience, this user knows that based off is nearly always incorrect.

DMCausing unintended humor, this user edits dangling modifiers.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and
A and BThis user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

’sThis user understands that apostrophe's apostrophes are for possession and contraction, not pluralization.

"...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

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!!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

-This user is a hyphenation expert.

—This user knows the difference between a dash and a hyphen, and follows MOS:DASH.

ANAL 4 AThis user advocates the use of proper grammatic structure.

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

CREOThis user is a member of the Campaign for Real English Online.

tyop typo

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.

enThis user uses British English on talk pages, but the appropriate variety of English in articles.

UKThis user uses British English.

AmE-0

This user dislikes American 'English' (common grammatical and spelling errors mistaken for dialect).

enThis user supports the
English English language.

big wordsThis user opposes the use of esoteric, abstruse and recondite ^big words in Wikipedia articles when simple ones will do.

EnglishThis user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.

Oh shit!This user thinks profanity does not exist. He believes that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.

en-pi-2T'is scurvy dog parlays 'n' scribes
Pirate English like a Swabbie.
Swab th' deck!

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

H4X0RThis user has moderate understanding of Leet (H4X0R), but does not use it.

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1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

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IntS !This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

blksp-0This user doesn't know any of the Black Speech of Mordor and most likely has never even read The Lord of the Rings.

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LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

mth-NThis user can solve ADVANCED math problems in his head.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

...This user would like to know all existing languages.

sar-4This user is a near-native speaker of sarcasm.

@#$!-2This user tries not to use profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives, but has infrequent outbursts when angry.

den-0

Dieser User findet Denglisch uncool.

prog-1This user is a beginning programmer.

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This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion!

X xThis user's favorite letter in the English alphabet is X .

This user likes penguins.

This user likes cats.

This user thinks that
Pit Bulls aren't more dangerous than other dog breeds.

This user eats fish.

This user has a pet guinea pig.

This user likes Spiders.

This user dislikes
mosquitos.

This user is a mammal.

This user cares about animals

This user flies in economy class.

This user's favourite airline is British Airways.

This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!

No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.

Red	This user's favorite colour is Red.

This user prefers PC.

This user has a cryptographically secure Passphrase.

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Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user's email is pxg68@hotmail.co.uk.

This user uses MSN Messenger as Mkbw50.

This user uses Skype.
His username is Mkbw50.

?This user uses Common Sense to avoid malware infections.

This user prefers using Paint.net.

This user uses his web browser to read his emails.

This user's primary email client is Microsoft Outlook.

This user is using
Microsoft Office .

This user uses µTorrent.

This user's computer is infected with malware!

This user is using a web browser.

TB3	This User can miraculously contribute using any of The Big Three.

This user can fairly easily contribute using either Firefox or Google Chrome.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user uses Twitter.

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

This user edits wikis on Fandom.

super
annoyingThis user likes to watch Annoying Orange.

This user prefers WordPress.com over Blogger.

This user's WordPress.com blog is known as SMAP.

This user's favourite search engine is Google.

BTThis user's Internet service provider is BT Broadband.

This user prefers Windows Vista over Windows XP.

This user contributes using
Windows 8.1

This user prefers Windows, but still sees the advantages of Macs.

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

This user is NOT a vegan or vegetarian, but respects and accomodates those that are.

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user supports the Genetic Modification of plants.

This user loves food in moderation.

THIS USER LOVES ANIMALS ! ! !
They're delicious...

This user is an omnivore.

This user lives for black olive pizza.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user loves sausages.

This user loves Yorkshire pudding.

This user loves Toad in the hole.

This user believes that a tomato is a fruit.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user enjoys eating corn.

This user loves Salami, especially Saucisson sec.

This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.

This user eats haggis.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user drinks milk.

DHMOThis user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.

This user's favourite drink is Coca-Cola.

This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it.

TwisterThis user enjoys playing Twister.

GAME	This user won "the Game".

This user is a Board Game Geek.

This user is a checkers player.

This user plays chess.

This user plays Jenga.

 Monopoly This user enjoys playing Monopoly.

This user enjoys playing Battleships.

This user enjoys playing Connect Four.

I think it's David...This user enjoys playing Guess Who?.

RVThis user is a reversi player.

This user plays table football, or "foosball".

This user enjoys a rousing game of Trivial Pursuit.

CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.

This user does not play Yu-Gi-Oh!

DJThis user plays Doodle Jump.

This user plays Angry Birds games.

Temple Run 2This user enjoys playing Temple Run 2.

cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.

LPThis user talks while playing video games and posts the resulting videos on the Internet.

This user plays pirated ROMs on an Emulator.

FBMThinks that Football Manager is far better than Championship Manager.

This user supports Gaelic football

This user plays softball.

math-3This user can contribute with advanced mathematical skills.

?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

ax²+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.

$0.{\bar {9}}=1$This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

This user believes in logic.

This user is a sceptic.

DEATHThis Wikipedian believes that there is nothing after death.

This user rejects the use of
violence, force, or coercion
to resolve regional disputes.

This user believes that religion that
contradicts verifiable facts is a lie.

This user values reason
over faith.

This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.

LegalizeThis user wants to legalize everything!

This user strongly supports the policies and views of The Labour Party.

This user is a British Unionist

This user supports union between Scotland and the United Kingdom.

This user despises all dictators.

This user supports the right of the people of the Falkland Islands to self-determination.

This user supports the people of Gibraltar's right to self-determination.

PCThis user supports a woman's right to choose, and opposes any restrictions on abortions.

This user believes contraceptives should be freely available to everyone.

This user is ambivalent about animal rights but thinks some people really take it too far.

This user supports animal rights, but believes human rights are more important.

This user thinks that Bullfighting should be extinct.

This user opposes the death penalty in all cases.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.

EuThis user supports euthanasia and believes people have the right to die if they so choose.Su

This user is a male feminist.

This user is a masculist.

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This user is opposed to
political censorship.

This user supports
universal health care.

This user believes that sweatshops in poor countries do more harm than good.

This user supports the United Nations

This user supports the Labour Party (UK).

This user is against the British Monarchy

This user supports the Democratic Party.

This user supports Arsenal

N (+PS) (+XBOX)This user believes that Pokémon video games should remain exclusive to Nintendo consoles.

This user is a Londoner.

This user is an atheist because he was raised Roman Catholic.

00:00This user uses 24-hour time.

28 December 2024This user supports International Date Format (day month year)

This user observes British Summer Time during the summer.

This user is of interested in the comics from Polandball.

This user is asexual.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.