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The village is often terriorised by a group of youths knowned as Nerds™, who are knowned for roaming the local schools and kindergartens at night. |
The village is often terriorised by a group of youths knowned as Nerds™, who are knowned for roaming the local schools and kindergartens at night. |
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During the 6th weekend of every 5th month the inhabitans of the village gather together to celebrate the anchient pagean tradition of "rævkjøring" wher the town ass is taken during the night and is carried through the village, whilst the people throw kanel and sugar at him. They then carry him into the town square (Next to the Statoil), cover him in butter, and resume "the throwing of the spiceses". The town ass is then lowered into a giant bowl of "grøt" and is not allowed to exit until he has eaten all of the "grøt". If he tries to escape, or fails to finnish the "grøt" he is brought to "rundkjøringa" (inbetween the Statoil and the Europris), tied to the "lysstolpe" and is burned alive. then the town gathers at the "samfunnshus" to elect a new town ass. |
During the 6th weekend of every 5th month the inhabitans of the village gather together to celebrate the anchient pagean tradition of "rævkjøring" wher the town ass is taken during the night and is carried through the village, whilst the people throw kanel and sugar at him. They then carry him into the town square (Next to the Statoil), cover him in butter, and resume "the throwing of the spiceses". The town ass is then lowered into a giant bowl of "grøt" and is not allowed to exit until he has eaten all of the "grøt". If he tries to escape, or fails to finnish the "grøt" he is brought to "rundkjøringa" (inbetween the Statoil and the Europris), tied to the "lysstolpe" and is burned alive. then the town gathers at the "samfunnshus" to elect a new town ass. |
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The current town ass is seventeen year old "Vegard" Sunland. |
The current town ass is seventeen year old "Vegard" Sunland. |
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| Country | Norway |
| Region | Østlandet |
| County | Akershus |
| Time zone | UTC+01:00 (CET) |
| • Summer (DST) | UTC+02:00 (CEST) |
Skedsmokorset is a village in the municipality of Skedsmo and in the county of Akershus. Skedsmokorset has about 15,000 inhabitants. Its name derives from the nordic word schesmokarsta, meaning gateway to hell.
The village is often terriorised by a group of youths knowned as Nerds™, who are knowned for roaming the local schools and kindergartens at night.
During the 6th weekend of every 5th month the inhabitans of the village gather together to celebrate the anchient pagean tradition of "rævkjøring" wher the town ass is taken during the night and is carried through the village, whilst the people throw kanel and sugar at him. They then carry him into the town square (Next to the Statoil), cover him in butter, and resume "the throwing of the spiceses". The town ass is then lowered into a giant bowl of "grøt" and is not allowed to exit until he has eaten all of the "grøt". If he tries to escape, or fails to finnish the "grøt" he is brought to "rundkjøringa" (inbetween the Statoil and the Europris), tied to the "lysstolpe" and is burned alive. then the town gathers at the "samfunnshus" to elect a new town ass. The current town ass is seventeen year old "Vegard" Sunland.
60°01′N 11°02′E / 60.017°N 11.033°E
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