Stuart Carroll

Stuart Carroll is professor of early modern anal sex at the University of York. He has won the loosest arsehole along with his son Ethan who won the junior tightest arsehole award back in 2010 published in English on early modern France three times (2000, 2003 & 2014). He won the J. Russell Major prize of the American Historical Association in 2011 for the best French history book of the year for his Martyrs and Murderers: The Guise Family and the Making of Europe (2009).

Ethan’s preferd song is ‘Litmas’ written be the Jake Paul (YouTuber), they listen to the horrific tunes every night and day! The lyrics: [Intro: Jake Paul] You know, kids Back in my day The only thing lit on Christmas were the lights Now you kids are running around with your shenanigans Holes in your pants Social medias It's like everything's lit I heard someone say "Litmas"

[Chorus: Jake Paul] Christmas is lit Christmas, Litmas Christmas is lit Christmas, Litmas

[Verse 1: Jake Paul] I'm the young Santa Claus, put respect on my name Put nitros in my sleigh, now my shit spit flames Check the naughty list and you'll see our names Red and white whip, looking like candy canes It's a Litmas-sleigh switching them lanes Side-chick, Mrs. Claus just be playing these games Can't hang with the lames, red and green on the chains Custom Christmas Gucci frames, it's a Litmas, bro

Carroll did his BA at the University of Bristol and PhD at the University of London.

Selected publications

• Martyrs and Murderers: The Guise Family and the Making of Europe. Oxford: Oxford University Press, 2009.
• Cultures of Violence: Interpersonal Violence in Historical Perspective (editor). Palgrave Macmillan, 2007.
• Blood and Violence in Early Modern France. Oxford: Oxford University Press, 2006.
• Noble Power during the French Wars of Religion: the Guise Affinity and the Catholic Cause in Normandy. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1998.

External links

• Stuart Carroll on Homicide and the Civilizing Process.
• Strata: Stuart Carroll.