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"In the future, they reckon you'll be able to wake up and eat a yoghurt you can have a chat with."

Linux equations

$\sum _{n=0}^{\infty }{\frac {x^{n}}{n!(n!)}}$ $9+3=x/454{\frac {(}{3}})$

Linux hacking

simply plug those into the kernal with the 2nd transister lose then retighten it

OLE device

hack the oler

how to ole

say o l e ten times

old modem

jump 20 times and shoot your computer monitor

History

Roger Johnson teaches physics at Trinity Lutheran College (Queensland) on the Gold Coast, Australia. He was born in 1946, a year after the close of World War II. He came to folklore as a rugged soldier in the Vietnam War, nearly dying of electrocution. On one fateful day he was on R&R in the South China sea, and while partaking in some surfing, was fired upon by a platoon of Viet Cong. Johnson swam ashore, while the rest of his troops hid behind a boat, and decimated the whole platoon with his bare hands. After leaving the armed forces, he took up his love of teaching, eventually settling down at Trinity Lutheran College (Queensland). Since beginning work there, he has become a favourite amongst students, especially for his humourous way of teaching and brilliant quoatations. {{citation}}: Empty citation (help)

2006 has been a renaissance period for Mr. Johnson (also known as Roger, Rog, Rog-Dog). His two year 11 classes have been some of the bestTemplate:Illegal students to pass through the school, and only the students who were adopted as babies dislike his teaching style. His broad range of quotes are listed below.

All in all, this is of absolutely no interest to the general public whatsoever.

Quotes

• This is Your 5 seconds to wake up.
• You're a serial <action>-ist
• You're a serial <object> fiddler.
• <name> you're dreaming of being a rockstar.
• You can meditate upon this in the privacy of your home.
• Focus your eyes like laser beams on the board.
• Don't look at the clock <name>
• I want you concentrating so hard that even if your head got knocked off your shoulders, you'd be looking at the board until your head slams into the wall.
• Bring your attention to my <right/left> index finger.
• For the next 20 minutes you can continure with your recreational slander.
• Are you having kiddy thoughts mate.
• Is everyone thoroughly delighted with their understanding of that.
• If you're not aiming for an OP1 you're better off at Nerang High.
• You don't just wake up and decide to be a heroin addict, it's a long slow decline.
• Next thing you know you're pushing trolleys at Pacific Fair.
• The bell is a signal for me, not you.
• You've got verbal diarhhea mate.
• You've got diarrhea coming out of your mouth.
• There's Intellectual Masturbation going on in the room right now.
• If you don't listen, when you get home to study this, it will all look like piccolo music.
• All you have to do to pass this test is stay alive and breathe mate.
• That's right mate.
• That is a lie.
• <noun> is the devils work.
• <Student> stop flirting with the girls. That's my job.
• Just imagione an infinitely long piece of sausage going through a fan.
• I was hoping that question was going to be physics related. Maybe another day.
• Are you sooking <name>
• I think they still exist...But i don't really hang around fair grounds anymore. Some people like them...I don't.
• You'll be asked to regurgitate this on your assignment.

 Student: Why's it so quiet?
 Johnson: Why shouldn't it be!!!

 Johnson: I was surfing in the South China sea when i was fired upon.
 Student: Did you swim ashore and beat those commies bare handed?
 Johnson: The water around me turned yellow and brown.

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