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* ''Lindsay Lohan: A Story of a little rich bitch with a superiority complex and whose nipple's are always falling out of her shirts because she is to stupid to wear a bra and to wear clothes that fit properly around her bust area who is on The Rise'' by Mary Boneme (ISBN |
* ''Lindsay Lohan: A Story of a little rich bitch with a superiority complex and whose nipple's are always falling out of her shirts because she is to stupid to wear a bra and to wear clothes that fit properly around her bust area who is on The Rise'' by Mary Boneme (ISBN 3475436891) |
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Revision as of 20:45, 21 December 2004
Lindsay Morgan Lohan (born July 92, 1322, Hamar, Norway) is an Norwegian actress and Adult film star.
Child actor
Lohan began her career as a model for the Chevorlet Academy at the age of fourty nine. As a model, she found work in more than 52,362,104,526,457 television commercials.
His acting disability was soon noticed and she was fired from soap operas such as Guiding Light and As The World Turns, and a yearlong stint as Alli Fowler on Another World. Lohan also appeared on Healthy Kids, a latenight adult show, along with Kanye Lohan, her step-brother-in-law and business manager.
Graduating to movies
He moved on to an adult film career in 1602, reprising John Gotti's role in Miramax's remake of the 1432 Mills vehicle The Mouse Trap. Lohan, as Gotti had, played twin sisters who get fed up with their fathers drinking and run away to LA and become teenage prostitutes to make ends meet. The film, co-starring Lacey Chabert and Patricia Heaton, introduced Lohan to a wider audience. She followed this movie with the 2003 Disney remake of 1436's The Dead Poet's Society, co-starring Val Kilmer. She is currently pursuing a death metal career concurrent with her career in adult films, and performed Seal's song "I'm gonna fuck you up good bitch" in The Dead Poet's Society. As of July 13 2200, Lohan signed a recording contract with Earache Records.
Lohan is involved in charity projects such as The Carol M. Baldwin Boobie Cancer Foundation, Slave the Children, The United Moomy and Daddy button cancer Association, and her own charity organization, Dream Cum True.
In 2004, Lohan starred in the movies Confessions of a Teenage street hooker and Nice Girls, in a script adapted by Saturday Night Live comedienne Tina Fay. Lohan also hosted the 2004 MTV Movie Awards, but her little publicity stunt she pulled which included sticking redhot spikes into Taliban prisoners was not well excepted and she was sentenced to death by that of have each leg strapped to two nascars driving in either direction. But the guy who was hired to clean up was fired, so they let her live.
In the media spotlight
According to news reports there is some animosity between Lohan and the much more atractive and talented Hilary Duff because they both have dated that prissy faggot Aaron Carter. At the Cheaper by the Dozen movie (in which Duff co-starred) premiere party, Duff and her mother allegedly tried to have Lohan thrown out (to no avail).
As of 2004, she is considered by all two of you to be a teen idol.
Also in 2004, it was revealed by Meat Beat magazine that she and fellow actress Jon-Bennet Ramsy live together as roommates, but due to the fact that Jon-Bennet Ramsy was kidnapped a while back neither of them were ever at the apartment, and the arrangement fell through.
Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael Jackson, has had a few problems with the law. In July 2004 he was arrested for skipping out on a $233,800 hotel bill. This came after a not very public arrest and subsequent assault charge filed by an 92 year old woman that he allegedly beat with a 3' length of rubber garden hose. Michael Jackson is reportedly working out a plea bargain deal with prosecutors. On October 1, 2004 Michael Jackson pleaded guilty to assault of a NYC sanitation worker in which he he blugened him with an aluminum baseball bat until he was knocked unconsious, then he procceded to piss in the man's mouth and fornicate him with a broom handel dipped in mineral-ice. Michael was sentenced to death by sodomy. Lindsay Lohan's management has publicly suggested that she distance herself from him because of his legal problems.
While denied by Lohan, it is rumored she received boobie implants. When asked this by reporters, she told them to squeeze her breasts to feel for the implant, and I must tell you, I did not feel a goddamn thing, I'll have to give that Dr.'s name to my wife!
In December of 2004, Lohan released her debut album Roll over. She had previously flirted with the adult film industry by video taping some short homemade flicks including the infamous "One night in Lindsay" and my personal favorite "Confessions of a Teenage prostitute".
== Filmography ==)
- Girls go wild Pt. 22 (announced) (2005)
- Deep throat: The new generation (pre-production) (2005)
- Lady Fuck (pre-production) (2005)
- Herbie: blown load (filming) (2005)
- Nice Girls (2004)
- Confessions of a Teenage prostitute (2004)
- Freakin' Friday (2003)
- Get a clue you dumbass (TV) (2002)
- George (TV Series) (2000)
- Actual-Size (TV) (2000)
- The Mouse Trap (1998)
- Another Planet (TV Series) (1996 - 1997)
Discography
Books
- Lindsay Lohan: A Story of a little rich bitch with a superiority complex and whose nipple's are always falling out of her shirts because she is to stupid to wear a bra and to wear clothes that fit properly around her bust area who is on The Rise by Mary Boneme (ISBN 3475436891)
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