William McGonagall

William Topaz McGonagall (1825–September 29, 1902) was a weaver, actor, and poet. He is renowned as one of the worst poets in the English language.

Life and poetry

Born in Edinburgh, of Irish parentage, he was working as handloom weaver in Dundee when an event occurred that was to change his life. As he was later to write:

The most startling incident in my life was the time I discovered myself to be a poet, which was in the year 1877.

It was with this that he wrote his first poem An Address to the Rev. George Gilfillan, which showed all the hallmarks that would characterise his latter work.

McGonagall has been widely acclaimed as the worst poet in British history. The chief criticisms of his poetry are that he is deaf to poetic metaphor and unable to scan correctly. Of the 200 or so poems that he wrote, the most famous is probably The Tay Bridge Disaster, which recounts the events of the evening of 28 December 1879, when, during a severe gale, the Tay Rail Bridge near Dundee collapsed as a train was passing over it.

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!

Alas! I am very sorry to say

That ninety lives have been taken away

On the last Sabbath day of 1879,

Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

(Modern sources give the death toll as 75.)

Equally bad is his untitled doggerel:

A chicken is a noble beast,

The cow is much forlorner;

Standing in the pouring rain,

With a leg at every corner.

McGonagall also campaigned vigorously against excessive drinking, appearing in pubs and bars to give edifying poems and speeches. These were very popular, the people of Dundee possibly recognising that McGonnagall was "so giftedly bad he backed unwittingly into genius" (Stephen Pile, The Book of Heroic Failures).

"Poet-baiting" became a popular pastime in Dundee, but McGonagall seemed oblivious to the general opinion of his poems, even when his audience were pelting him with eggs and vegetables. (However, there is a theory that he was shrewder than he is given credit for, and was playing along to his audience's perception of him, in effect making his recitals an early form of performance art).

McGonagall also considered himself an actor, although Mr Giles' Theatre, Dundee would only let him perform the title role in Macbeth if he paid for the privilege in advance. Their caution proved ill-founded, as the theatre was filled with friends and fellow workers, anxious to see what they correctly predicted to be an amusing disaster.

In 1892, following the death of Alfred, Lord Tennyson, he visited Balmoral, to ask Queen Victoria if he might be considered for the post of poet laureate. Unfortunately, he was informed the Queen was not in residence, and returned home.

McGonagall in popular culture

• The memory of McGonagall was resurrected by comedian Spike Milligan. A character called McGoonagall frequently appears in The Goon Show, alternately played by Milligan and Peter Sellers. Milligan also occasionally gave readings of McGonagall's verse.
• A 1970s movie called "The Great McGonagall" starred Milligan as a fictionalized William McGonagall. Sellers played Queen Victoria. "The Great McGonagall" at IMDB.com
• William Topaz McGonagall's name was also inspiration for the name of Minerva McGonagall, a fictional character in J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter books.
• A Muppet character named "Angus McGonagall, the Argyle Gargoyle" appeared on one episode of The Muppet Show. His stage act was that he "gargled Gershwin".
• In The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett, the Nac Mac Feegle have a battle poet, or Gonnagle, who repels the enemy through the awfulness of his poetry.
• Dundee held a McGonagall Supper on 12 June 1997.

See also

• Scottish literature
• Tommy Atkins
• Florence Foster Jenkins
• Mrs. Miller
• James McIntyre

External links

• McGonagall Online
• The Real McGonagall gives a different interpretation of McGonagall's work, suggesting he was a deliberate satirist.