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Warndon is a suburb and civil parish of the City of Worcester in Worcestershire, England.

The parish, which includes the villages of Trotshill and Warndon was part of Droitwich Rural District until 1974 when it was annexed to Worcester under the Local Government Act 1972.^[1] It has a population of 10,237.^[2]

Both Warndon and Warndon villages are geographically situated in the highly respectable and arguably greatest postcode to have ever existed, WR4. Whilst it must be acknowledged that this area is home to the greatest vegan ginger virgin in the history of mankind, it is worth noting that there is more I do in his left toenail than the entirety of WR1. Warndon has such a rich and diverse culture with parents comminl ranging in the ages of from 12-15. Tolladine road has been voted as the safest road in the UK, highlighted by the warmth and welcoming of the locals who often use greetings such as ‘ oi your nans a sket’ or ‘I shagged your mum’ towards their fellow community. Warndon primary has been recognised as an outstanding primary school by OFSTED with an unassailable 1/30 year 6 students passing their SAT’s annually. It is common to find STD’s amongst the local population with an estimated 86% of individuals being handicapped with these diseases, the most common being chlamydia. Of those 86%, it is understood that the vast majority are below the age of 12. WR4 has a fierce relationship with WR7, as those in WR4 do not appreciate the vast amount of peados on the local area. WR4 also heavily frowns upon the St. Peter the great tegion due to the vast amount of inbred, with polydactyly found in 100% of the residents.

Warndon Villages

Warndon Villages is a housing development based on "village" themes on the eastern side of Worcester, situated between Warndon and the M5 motorway.

There are four distinct "villages" in the development, the Harleys, the Lyppards, the Berkeleys and the Meadows, each with their own subdivisions.

Warndon is also home to Warndon Villages Lions Fc and Warndon Villages Kestrels Fc. The former Competes in Evesham Ambassador League C and the latter competes in Evesham Ambassador League B. The Squads include players such as. The squads last met on the 15/05/19 where the Kestrels came out 5-3 winners over their rivals. This leaves the teams with an aggregate score of Lions 10-9 Kestrels ober the season with 1 game left to play for both teams. Both warndon Teams have benefitted from the collapse of Worcester Colts. 2 of the colts' players joined the Lions in October and a 3rd joined the Kestrels.

Warndon Villages is home to Lyppard Grange Primary School,^[3] four nurseries,^[4] a Tesco supermarket,^[5] community centre ^[6] and a range of other facilities.

Warndon Villages borders the Berkeley Business Park which is home to a range of small businesses as well as being a logistics and distribution hub close to Junction 6 of the M5. The Berkeley Business Park is home to Worcester Bosch (a major local employer), Mazak, Plumb Center and SouthCo.

References

^ Droitwich RD Archived 2007-03-22 at the Wayback Machine, Vision of Britain, UK.
^ Census 2001.
^ Lyppard Grange Primary School.
^ Nurseries in Warndon Villages.
^ Tesco, Warndon.
^ http://www.lyppardgrangecommunitycentre.co.uk/.

External links

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[1] Droitwich RD Archived 2007-03-22 at the Wayback Machine, Vision of Britain, UK.

[2] Census 2001.

[3] Lyppard Grange Primary School.

[4] Nurseries in Warndon Villages.

[5] Tesco, Warndon.

[6] ttp://www.lyppardgrangecommunitycentre.co.uk/.

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 The parish, which includes the villages of Trotshill and Warndon was part of [[Droitwich]] [[Rural District]] until 1974 when it was annexed to Worcester under the [[Local Government Act 1972]].<ref>[http://www.visionofbritain.org.uk/relationships.jsp?u_id=10153591 Droitwich RD] {{webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20070322152414/http://www.visionofbritain.org.uk/relationships.jsp?u_id=10153591 |date=2007-03-22 }}, [http://www.visionofbritain.org.uk/ Vision of Britain], UK.</ref> It has a population of 10,237.<ref>[http://www.neighbourhood.statistics.gov.uk/dissemination/viewFullDataset.do?instanceSelection=03070&productId=779&$ph=60_61&datasetInstanceId=3070&startColumn=1&numberOfColumns=8&containerAreaId=790556 Census 2001].</ref>
+Both Warndon and Warndon villages are geographically situated in the highly respectable and arguably greatest postcode to have ever existed, WR4. Whilst it must be acknowledged that this area is home to the greatest vegan ginger virgin in the history of mankind, it is worth noting that there is more I do in his left toenail than the entirety of WR1. Warndon has such a rich and diverse culture with parents comminl ranging in the ages of from 12-15. Tolladine road has been voted as the safest road in the UK, highlighted by the warmth and welcoming of the locals who often use greetings such as ‘ oi your nans a sket’ or ‘I shagged your mum’ towards their fellow community. Warndon primary has been recognised as an outstanding primary school by OFSTED with an unassailable 1/30 year 6 students passing their SAT’s annually. It is common to find STD’s amongst the local population with an estimated 86% of individuals being handicapped with these diseases, the most common being chlamydia. Of those 86%, it is understood that the vast majority are below the age of 12. WR4 has a fierce relationship with WR7, as those in WR4 do not appreciate the vast amount of peados on the local area. WR4 also heavily frowns upon the St. Peter the great tegion due to the vast amount of inbred, with polydactyly found in 100% of the residents.
-== History ==
-Warndon is situated on an ancient [[saltway]], a track used to transport salt from [[Droitwich Spa]] to Worcester and then on to boats on the [[River Severn]]. The earliest church record of Warndon dates from 978AD when [[Oswald of Worcester|Bishop Oswald]] gave land in the Parish to Aethenoth of Smite, when the Parish was held by the [[Bishop of Worcester|Bishops of Worcester]] (ref C. Monkhouse). The settlement was recorded in the [[Domesday Book]] of 1086 when it was spelt "Warmedun".
 ==Warndon Villages==