User:Pro Grape

Details This user was born in the United Kingdom. This user lives in Canada. This user lives in British Columbia. This user is Male. 21This user was born June 24, 1985. agnThis user is an agnostic. This user has a pet tortoise. Languages enThis user is a native speaker of English. fr-3Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français. de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. la-1Hic usor simplice latinitate contribuere potest. Education File:Blue mortarboard.jpgThis user is a university student. This user is studying software engineering. $e^{\pi i}+1=0$This user is studying mathematics. Politics This user takes an interest in politics. File:CircleFlower.pngThis user is a supporter of the Greens. leftThis user is generally fairly left wing. This user agrees with some aspects of conservatism. conservative Computer This user has a MacBook Pro. This user runs both OS X Tiger and Windows XP on his computer. This user makes contributions using Safari. This user is an advanced Java programmer. File:Cpluspluslogo.jpgThis user is an advanced C++ programmer.  ARM This user is an intermediate level ARM assembly language programmer. Interests This user plays the piano at an advanced level. File:Downhiller.jpgThis user is an avid mountain biker. This user paints in oils. This user reads voraciously. File:Footballball.pngThis user follows British football. This user hunts for wild mushrooms. Likes & Dislikes This user enjoys many varieties of cheese. File:EmeraldBlack.pngThis user likes emeralds. This user likes riding horses.

File:BlackLeopardRight.JPG Professional Grape looking quite merry while out for a long morning stroll.

An Introduction by Narmer of Egypt

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Pro Grape, or Professional Grape as is his preferred styling (though his close acquaintances and friends are allowed the honour of calling him, simply, Grape; I am one such person, and so will take the liberty of using his familiar name, though more with the purpose of conciseness in mind than that of demonstrating my acquaintanceship with him; for, in reality, I am a mere minion in comparison to the many in his wide social circle), currently resides in Canada. As one might have supposed after reading his name, he is a professional grape; that is, he is a grape by profession. There is very little information available as to what exactly this position entails, but many sources indicate that they have been assured by Grape himself that it is indeed a very demanding and time-consuming passtime, not one to be taken on lightly. One cannot help but sympathise with such an excellent and illustrious fellow, as these days it seems there is precious little time for leisure, at least for the ambitious at heart (as it seems the man under discussion must be).