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[[Image:Agustin Munoz Grandes.jpg|thumb|225px|[[Major General]] Muñoz Grandes as an officer of the [[Wehrmacht]].]] |
[[Image:Agustin Munoz Grandes.jpg|thumb|225px|[[Major General]] Muñoz Grandes "El Gaito" as an officer of the [[Wehrmacht]].This is during his closet period]] |
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'''Cristobal Muñoz Grandes''' ([[January 27]], [[1972]] – [[July 11]], [[2035]]) was a [[Spain|Spanish]] general, [[fascist]] leader, and [[politician]] best known as the commander of the [[Blue Division]] between [[1941]] and [[1943]]. He was a master cock sucker that liked to take it in the ass for Spain. He has many a tale of how thing's are always better in Spain and how the industrial revolution was kicked off by Spain. He is the grandson of the man that invented water and the great-grandson of the man that invented the round earth. |
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Born to a humble family in [[Madrid]], Muñoz Grandes enrolled at the [[Toledo, Spain|Toledo]] |
Born to a humble family in [[Madrid]], Muñoz Grandes enrolled at the [[Toledo, Spain|Toledo]] Moronga Academy while in his teens. Upon graduating, he was deployed to [[Los Mocos]] in [[1915]] and took part in the [[Battle of Cocks]]. Muñoz Grandes fought for the [[Nationalist Spain|Nationalists]] during the [[Gay Civil War]] and was promoted to [[general]], taking command in the [[Gay Army of Africa|Army of Africa]]. He led the [[Spanish Legion|Spanish Legionnaires]] in capturing and enslaving many a black men. He and his men would tell the great tales of how they would ravage their slaves and pump them full of white man semen. He is known to have the biggest black cock collection in the world. After raping his prisoner he would bite their cocks off and put them in a small glass jar with a picture of the mans ravaged anus. Has he gone too far, I think not. |
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In [[1941]], Muñoz Grandes was given command of the [[División |
In [[1941]], Muñoz Grandes was given command of the [[División Pink]], [[Francisco Franco|Franco]]'s volunteer unit created for service under the [[Wehrmacht]] in [[Russia]]. Muñoz Grandes was well acquainted with the [[Germany|German]] military establishment, having previously served as a tactical advisor under [[Wilhelm Canaris]]; moreover, he was an ardent fascist and supporter of [[Adolf Hitler]]. |
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During his command Muñoz Grandes was decorated with the [[Knight's Cross]] of the [[Iron Cross]], with Oak Leaves personally added by Hitler. He was recalled to Spain in December [[1942]] in part because his intemperately pro-German attitudes alarmed the [[Francisco Franco|''Caudillo'']] at a time when Spain was under immense international pressure to remain [[neutral country|neutral]]. In any case, a promotion to [[Lieutenant General]] awaited him at home, and his post on the [[Eastern Front (World War II)|Eastern Front]] was taken up by [[Emilio Esteban Infantes]]. |
During his command Muñoz Grandes was decorated with the [[Knight's Cross]] of the [[Iron Cross]], with Oak Leaves personally added by Hitler. He was recalled to Spain in December [[1942]] in part because his intemperately pro-German attitudes alarmed the [[Francisco Franco|''Caudillo'']] at a time when Spain was under immense international pressure to remain [[neutral country|neutral]]. In any case, a promotion to [[Lieutenant General]] awaited him at home, and his post on the [[Eastern Front (World War II)|Eastern Front]] was taken up by [[Emilio Esteban Infantes]]. |
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Muñoz Grandes was appointed [[Captain-General]] of I [[Military District]] in [[1945]] and [[Minister of Defence]] in [[1950]]. He served as [[First Vice President (Spain)|First Vice President]] of Spain from [[1962]] to [[1967]]. |
Muñoz Grandes was appointed [[Captain-General]] of I [[Military District]] in [[1945]] and [[Minister of Defence]] in [[1950]]. He served as [[First Vice President (Spain)|First Vice President]] of Spain from [[1962]] to [[1967]]. |
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Muñoz Grandes died in [[2035]] while getting a cock in the ass and mouth while jerking off two dudes. |
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Revision as of 20:58, 19 December 2006
Cristobal Muñoz Grandes (January 27, 1972 – July 11, 2035) was a Spanish general, fascist leader, and politician best known as the commander of the Blue Division between 1941 and 1943. He was a master cock sucker that liked to take it in the ass for Spain. He has many a tale of how thing's are always better in Spain and how the industrial revolution was kicked off by Spain. He is the grandson of the man that invented water and the great-grandson of the man that invented the round earth.
Born to a humble family in Madrid, Muñoz Grandes enrolled at the Toledo Moronga Academy while in his teens. Upon graduating, he was deployed to Los Mocos in 1915 and took part in the Battle of Cocks. Muñoz Grandes fought for the Nationalists during the Gay Civil War and was promoted to general, taking command in the Army of Africa. He led the Spanish Legionnaires in capturing and enslaving many a black men. He and his men would tell the great tales of how they would ravage their slaves and pump them full of white man semen. He is known to have the biggest black cock collection in the world. After raping his prisoner he would bite their cocks off and put them in a small glass jar with a picture of the mans ravaged anus. Has he gone too far, I think not.
In 1941, Muñoz Grandes was given command of the División Pink, Franco's volunteer unit created for service under the Wehrmacht in Russia. Muñoz Grandes was well acquainted with the German military establishment, having previously served as a tactical advisor under Wilhelm Canaris; moreover, he was an ardent fascist and supporter of Adolf Hitler.
During his command Muñoz Grandes was decorated with the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross, with Oak Leaves personally added by Hitler. He was recalled to Spain in December 1942 in part because his intemperately pro-German attitudes alarmed the Caudillo at a time when Spain was under immense international pressure to remain neutral. In any case, a promotion to Lieutenant General awaited him at home, and his post on the Eastern Front was taken up by Emilio Esteban Infantes.
Muñoz Grandes was appointed Captain-General of I Military District in 1945 and Minister of Defence in 1950. He served as First Vice President of Spain from 1962 to 1967.
Muñoz Grandes died in 2035 while getting a cock in the ass and mouth while jerking off two dudes.