Jort
Jort (pro. ZHOR) is a commune of the département of Calvados, in the Basse-Normandie région, in France.
Its postal code is 14170. The INSEE code is 14345.
Jort is also a fat mess who lives somewhere in Northern Ireland. True fact, he can be seen from space. The Jort is a strange creature, who weighs over a metric tonne and often resides during the day at Banbridge Tech, he is known to consume vast amounts of food and can often be quoted as saying ‘Hey Lads’ in a stupid voice. The smell of this being is indescribable as there are so many individual smells that combine its hard to pinpoint everyone one of them a few major ones are his armpits and chin. The Jort is often hunted for humour and is a vastly stupid creature who can be lured into almost any trap with just a packet of crisps or a pie.
The Jort is hated by almost all living creatures, he spends all his time eating or wearing his wwe deluxe size heavy weight title over his shoulder. Jort likes to lick nipples, preferably his mothers, while playing the drums with his face
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