Jonah Falcon

Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an American actor and writer. He is best known for the size of his penis, which measures 9½ inches (24 cm) long when flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) long, and 10 inches (25 cm) in circumference, when erect. Falcon believes his penis is "perfectly formed", with a 15° curve downward after the first 6 inches (15 cm), but some who have seen it erect describe it as "yam-shaped". In most other ways Falcon is average (he stands 5 feet 9 inches tall; his once-slim frame has became rather pudgy) and a few other ways is below average (most find his facial features border on homely; at the age of 28 he was still living at home with his mother).

Falcon is known in New York City as a curiosity on the club scene: he socializes in lycra bike shorts, while professing frustration at the attention his penis brings him.

Falcon has claimed on occasion that his father was legendary porn star John Holmes, but according to a June 12, 2003 Rolling Stone magazine profile, "family members scoff at this suggestion".

In spite of his one outstanding attribute (and in contrast to his claim of being fathered by Holmes, who, by the age of 30 had already been seen in over 150 films), Falcon himself has had little commercial success in actually capitalizing on his abnormality and many in the industry feel he has already blown his chance at any opportunities he may have had. As a writer and an actor, he was written little and acted less - as of June 2005 Falcon had appeared in only one film - the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises - and two uncredited appearances as an extra on NBC's sitcom Ed. He has also appeared in a segment of the British television show Yanky Panky, and performed in one musical showcase.

External links

• Jonah Falcon at IMDb
• "Mr. Big" - Rolling Stone