Resistentialism
Resistentialism is a jocular theory to describe "seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects."[1] For example, objects that cause problems (like lost keys or a fleeing bouncy ball) exhibit a high degree of malice toward humans and lend support to resistentialist beliefs. In other words, a war is being fought between humans and inanimate objects, and all the little annoyances objects give people throughout the day are battles between the two. The term was coined by humorist Paul Jennings in a piece titled "Report on Resistentialism", published in The Spectator in 1948[2] and reprinted in The New York Times;[3] it was a blend of the Latin res ("thing") + French resister ("to resist") + existentialism (a school of philosophy).[4] The movement is a spoof of existentialism in general, and Jean-Paul Sartre in particular (Jennings identifies the inventor of Resistentialism as Pierre-Marie Ventre). The slogan of Resistentialism is "Les choses sont contre nous" (Template:Lang-fr).
Resistentialism is the basis for the poem "Nightmare Number Three" by Stephen Vincent Benét, which was dramatized by George Lefferts for the radio drama X Minus One.
The concept also appears in the Discworld novels of English author Terry Pratchett, where it is referred to as malignity or malignance; one practical example the author gives is the tendency of garden hoses, no matter how carefully one coils and stores them, to unloop themselves overnight and tie the bicycle to the lawnmower. It is associated with the Auditors of Reality, and possibly also with Anoia, called a "goddess of things that stick in drawers."
M.R. James' horror short story "The Malice of Inanimate Objects", first published in 1933, prefigures Jennings' theories, but suggests a more sinister aspect to the phenomenon.
Thomas Pynchon's novel V. examines resistentialism through the character of Benny Profane, who is under the impression that he can only deal successfully with animate objects. Throughout the novel, the dividing line between animate and inanimate objects become blurred, such as the Bad Priest, who is mostly machine, a talking protective suit named SHROUD, and sewer-dwelling alligators who are aware that they were intended to be toy pets for children.
Farin Urlaub's single "Dusche" is a rock song featuring the idea, in which the singer believes the contents of his house are planning to assassinate him.
See also
References
- ^ Paul Hellwig, Insomniac's Dictionary (Ivy Books, 1989)
- ^ Report on Resistentialism, The Spectator , 23 April 1948
- ^ Thingness of Things, The New York Times, 13 June 1948
- ^ A.Word.A.Day--resistentialism
Further reading
- An expanded Report on Resistentialism, Paul Jennings, Town & Country magazine. Reprinted in Oddly Enough, 1950.
- Developments in Resistentialism. In: Even Oddlier, Paul Jennings, 1952
- Eckler, A. Ross (2012) "Logological Resistentialism," Word Ways: Vol. 23: Iss. 4, Article 15.
- Borgmann, Dmitri A. (2012) "Order in a Resistentialist World," Word Ways: Vol. 21: Iss. 1, Article 12.
External links
- "On Language: Resistentialism", New York Times Magazine", Sept. 21, 2003
- "The case of the disappearing teaspoons"
- An application of Resistentalism to complex systems
- X Minus One, 1950s radio show, episode 10: "Nightmare"
- Nightmare Number 3, poem by Stephen Vincent Benet
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