William Few

Yobamos

Long ago, Yoda was made into the world. He then created Thanos and Obama. They then created the world and life. When they realized that humans were getting dangerous and confusing, they created an army full of killler clowns and a secret service that consisted of Don Cheadle, Harambe, Will Smith, Danny DeVito, Adam Sandler, and Phil Swift. After that they needed people to control the army, so they created a team of elite forces that consisted of Queen Elizabeth ll, Spongebob, Snipermonkey, and Beanos. Beanos made beans to eat, he summoned them by using the song "Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel, so lets have beans for every meal." He summoned 100 quadrillion beans and made sure the human kept them and planted them. Then sadly in 2016, Harambe was trying to save a kid from the energy but was killed. After one of their secret service members died, Yobamos (The name for the three gods) set the killer clowns free. In 4200, Yobamos created a city that was in North America, it was named Oopy Doopy, it had a population of 6.9 million people. After a while, Yoda got bored so he went down to earth, while going down he accidentally went to the funny man universe and was found by a fat man named George Lucas and had to Starr in the movie Star Wars. After that he told Obama to come try to have fun. Obama decided to run for president and won. Then Thanos decided to come and was found by 2 random men and starred in Avengers. When they all started to get made fun of through memes, they got mad and started a war with the humans. To them it was Alien War l, but to Yobamos it was the Human War. After getting back to their universe, they found out their was a revolt and their perfect city turned into multiple poor cities. It took them 1 thousand years and 10 tries, they finally reunited the city and to make it better made it a country with 10 states to make it better and to make the power more spread out. After the decision the population grew from 6.9 million to 420 million. After a while their country started to lose power. One of the states named "Harambe" in honor of him, lost power fully. so they needed a new power source. They traveled far and wide to find a sustainable power source. They finally found a sustainable power source called coopy doopy. They used it and it gave the country power again. Then the Funny Monke gang attacked Oopy Doopy and was winning at first, using the energy that killed Harambe. Then they used all of their energy combined and revived Harambe. Yobamos' power combined with The Secret Service's power took down the Funny Monke gang. The reason Snipermonkey isn't part of the Funny Monke gang is because he left to join Yobamos. Finally Yobamos and the universe were finally at piece.