User:The penguin boy

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

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met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

kzo-1

This user is a novice kazoo player.

pno-2

This user is an intermediate pianist.

arg-2

This user is an intermediate air guitarist.

voc-3

This user is an advanced vocalist.

This user is a Computer System Administrator.

bat

This user can program in Batch.

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This user can write HTML.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

This user is currently learning how to drive.

This user uses MSN Messenger.

This user uses Skype.

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This user can be reached by email.

Xanga

This user maintains a Xanga weblog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user's Internet service provider is EarthLink.

F@H

This user contributes to the Folding@home project.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user uses BitTorrent.

This user contributes using Firefox.

WinXP

Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Kubuntu.

dvrk

This user contributes using a Dvorak keyboard.

This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.

AthXP

This user uses an AMD Athlon XP processor

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

IP

This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chocolate.

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth.

This user drinks water.

You just lost The Game.

This user settled Catan.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user enjoys playing golf.

This user enjoys playing spoons.

cvg-2

This user is an intermediate gamer.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

H * R

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

BSG	This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

Trek

This user is a Trekkie or Trekker.

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Milky Way Galaxy.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

ND

This user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

SW
II

This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucks more.

This user plays the piano.

band-3

This user likes Relient K.

fan-3

This user loves Michael W. Smith.

band-0

This user can't stand The Rolling Stones.

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This user enjoys folk music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys hip hop music.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user fancies Celtic music.

This user has an iPod.

Sellout

This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

This user just LOVES to cycle!

This user plays baseball.

This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts.

This user is an AFOL.

This user enjoys dancing.

This user enjoys do-it-yourself projects.

This user enjoys singing.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user enjoys backpacking.

This user enjoys bicycling.

This user is farsighted.

This user does not smoke.

YA

This user is a young adult.

This user is a caring cat owner.

This user practices abstinence.

This user is male.

-s

These users prefer to be referred to in the plural.

This user is single.

This user lives in the
United States of America.

This user has too much time on their hands.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

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This user was born on March 12.

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This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

This user is a skeptic.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

no
nazis

This user opposes facism in all its forms

This user is for racial equality.

snkd

This user says sneaked.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

iTS

This user uses the
iTunes Store.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user is a jokester or comedian.

:-]

This user is polite.

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

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oops

This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.

blah blah blah

This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...