User:Heslopian

• If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever. - George Orwell, 1984

Greetings Wikipedians!

I have an insatiable love of macabre fiction, and reading in general; my favourite authors include Patricia Highsmith, Stephen King and Truman Capote. I also enjoy theatre, poetry and music; my six favourite musicians are John Denver, Dolly Parton, Meat Loaf, Leonard Cohen, Tracy Chapman and Nirvana. My favourite novels are This Sweet Sickness and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

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This user enjoys writing.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

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This user is a member of the Crime task force of the Novel WikiProject.

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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

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This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.