Fred Rogers

Fred "the bat" Rogers also known as the first Jew to hit .335 in the major leagues in nineteen dickety two later went on to entrance child with his all nude four hour flute solo session on top of a pile of his surprisingly old man smelling jackets and WWII memorabilia. In his final years he went on to record a series of spoken word albums including Get Off My Lawn Your Standing Over The Trap Door To My Dungeon and Dem Fishies Be Mine Nigger