Morrison shelter
A Morrison shelter is a breed of Fart!!!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
"Poppa, what are you doing?" asked Little Tori-Mae.
"Something I should've done a long time ago," replied her father...
TO BE CONTINUED...
THE CONTINUED ENDING...
"Poppa!" screamed little Tori-Mae.
"What! All I'm doing is fixing the toilet, by the way could you pass me the wrench?" asked Poppa.
TO BE CONTINUED... AGAIN...
Little Tori-Mae died in 1967, leading to the cause of the Holocaust and the birth of Albert Einstein.