Jort
Jort (pro. ZHOR) is a commune of the département of Calvados, in the Basse-Normandie région, in France.
Its postal code is 14170. The INSEE code is 14345.
Jort is also a fat mess who lives somewhere in Northern Ireland. True fact, he can be seen from space. The Jort is a strange creature, who weighs over a metric tonne and often resides during the day at Banbridge Tech, he is known to consume vast amounts of food and can often be quoted as saying ‘Hey Lads’ in a stupid voice. The smell of this being is indescribable as there are so many individual smells that combine its hard to pinpoint everyone one of them a few major ones are his armpits and chin. The Jort is often hunted for humour and is a vastly stupid creature who can be lured into almost any trap with just a packet of crisps or a pie.
The Jort is hated by almost all living creatures, he spends all his time eating or wearing his wwe deluxe size heavy weight title over his shoulder.
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