That Peter Kay Thing
That Peter Kay Thing was a series of six spoof documentaries, set in and around Bolton, shown on Channel 4 in the UK starring Peter Kay as the subject of each documentary. All of the episodes displayed Kay's penchant for nostalgic humour and unfavourable lead characters. The voiceovers were provided by Andrew Sachs. Many of the events were based around factual events from Kay's life.
Memorable Characters
- Brian Potter (Kay) - Owner of working mens club "The Neptune." He lost the use of his legs when his previous club flooded and, in trying to rescue the nights takings, was trapped behind the fruit machine and was left in a coma. He is notoriously tight fisted. It is suggested that he can actually walk. Often says "You may not have noticed but I'm disabled!"
- Max and Paddy (Kay and Patrick McGuinness) - Two incompetent bouncers at the Neptune Club.
- Jerry St. Clare (Dave Spikey) - Part time builder and compare at the Neptune club. He won Talent Trek in 1992. His act consits of dubious singing and poor jokes.
- Les Alanos - The Neptune's house band, Les (Toby Foster) and Alan (Mark Jackson). Les originally worked with Alan's father before he left to form the tribute band Right said Frank. Les claims that "Les Alanos" only sounds Spanish, but that it is in fact their names cunningly diguised "Les, Alan, Us!". In Phoenix Nights, Jackson was replaced by Steve Edge as Alan.
- Paul le Roy, ofter mis-pronounced Leroy (Kay) - A local D.J for Chorley F.M. He is obsessed with the music of the 1980s. He sports a mullet and has a long suffering wife.
- Keith Lard (Kay) - An overly cautious local fire safety inspector who, it is alleged, interferes with dogs. The character appears to have been based on Bolton fire inspector Keith Laird, though both Kay and Channel four have been forced to deny this and publicly apologise.
- Patrick O'Neil (Kay) - A cheeky teenage employee at the Apollo Bing Hall. Kay had actually worked in a Bolton bingo hall and admits that of the Patrick O'Neil is the only character in the series actually based on him.
- Tom Dale (Kay) - A Liverpudlian Bingo caller known for his bizzare pre-show preperations and his catchphrase "Let's tickle those balls." For some reason, he bears more than a passing resenblance to Dracula.
- Rose and Theresa (Kay and Bea Kelley) - Two middle aged bingo fans who assume anyone who wins is sleeping with caller Tom Dale. Theresa believes bingo has it all: "Drama, glamour, tension, chips, fish, peas and a drink for £2.49".
- Mr. Softy, aka Robert Edge (Kay) - a third generation ice-cream man, who hates children. He resembles a blonde Elvis and, to make up for his dwindeling sales, he keeps the rasberry sauce chained to the counter and sells pornographic videos from his van.
- Darren Bramwell (Kristian Tiffany)- A college student who works for Mr. Softy on weekends. He is slightly slow, but seems more down to earth than Softy.
- Matthew Kelly (Kay) - An aspiring Irish actor who is stuck in several part time jobs. He has starred as Mr Bumble in Oliver Twist and a burn victem in Casualty.
- Johnny Utah (Kay) - A surly Wild-West obsessive, who works as a coach-driver. He dislikes the passangers is not afraid to leave them behind. He worries that someone might damage his "Trigger Finger".
- Duncan Beach (Daniel Kitson) - A St. John's Ambulance employee who is devoted to his job, but treated with contempt by those he treats. Without his job, he would be stuck at home with his mum and "her fella". His hardest job was when the Pope visited St. James' park. He was forced to question his faith in God, as he felt he could have made it a bit cooler.
- Leonard de Thomkinson (Kay) - An elderly, kindly local eccentric. Due to angina he is unable to work, but has a paper-round and is, therefore, Britains oldest paper boy. He lived with his mother untill her death and is very religious. Every day he carrys a crucifix into the town centre and preaches the word of God. He is well liked but, it is suggested, has no real friends - though he does write to an American on death row. He is based on a real man (also called Leonard) who used to visit the Esso garage where Kay worked. The real Leonard would often tell Kay about all the friends he had, yet, when he died in 1991, Kay was upset by the lack of people at his funeral.
- Mark Park (Kay) - An aspiring pop star, and former greengrocer, who looks like Mick Hucknall. He has a dog called Lady. In the first epsiode he was a member of Park Avenue with Cheryl Avenue, and won Talent Trek at the Neptune Club. The final episode, Lonely at the Top, charts his fall from fame. He also appears to have had a nose job.
- Pearl Harbour (Kay) - A would be career woman who manages a Bolton service station. She is one of Kay's "Nosey bitches" and lords her power over the uninterested teenagers she employs.
- Alan McClarty (Kay)- A Scottish mechanic who has worked for RAC before his wife left him and he had a nervous breakdown. He now runs his own breakdown company, "ORS". He is still an unstable character.
Running Themes
- Steve Edge appears in several of the episodes as Alan, a character on the edge of the series which captures moments of his life. He rarely has more than one line an episode. Kay admits that joke didn't really work, as the appearances were to low key to be noticed by viewers over several weeks. Edge appeared in Pheonix Nights as a character also called Alan.
- Not an episode passes without at least a passing reference to Bob Carolgees. Carolgees actually appeard in the episode "Leonard" giving Leonard his award.
Episode List
In the Club
"In the club" is set in a the Neptune Club - a working men's esablishment. It follows the annual "Talent Trek" extravaganza. The first episode is notable as it was the basis for Kay's next project Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights. It features many of the characters who were to go on to be a part of the series - Brian Potter, Jerry St. Clare, bouncers Max and Paddy and Les Allanos. The final scene sees the club burnt down and sets the stage for Potter to take over the Phoenix club.
Also features: Paul le Roy, Mark Park, Cheryl Avenue.
Eyes Down
Set in the Apollo Bingo Hall, the episode charts a day in the life of the customers and employee's, including Patrick O'Neil, a rebellious teeneage employee, who would rather not be there, his freinds Yvonne and Sparky, Tom Dale, a self-obsessed bingo caller, Ron Hibbert, the owner, who is afraid of Tom, and the various old women who inhabit the club.
Also features: Keith Lard, Rose and Theresa.
The Ice Cream Man Cometh
This episode revolved around the fading popularity of local ice-cream vans. The subject of the docmentary is Mr Softy, a grumpy ice-cream man who verbally assalts his customers and Darren, his assistant. His attempts to boost sales include inventing the Millenium Cone, selling at the site of road accidents and selling porn. To make matters worse he has to compete with new ice-cream man Signor Wippy.
Also features: Leonard, Paul le Roy, Alan McClarty.
The Arena
Set in Manchester Arena, this episode follows the staff and customers preparing for the Super Sounds of the Seventies Night. Matthew Kelly is employed as a stuard - a job he is thoroughly useless at, and receives much stick from Chris and Sean from Live Sec. Kelly is annoyed when, instead of attending the concert, he is left in charge of the car-park.
Also featuring: Duncan Beach, Johnny Utah.
Leonard
The episode follows lovable local eccentric Leonard in the run-up to him receiving an award for being Britains oldest paper boy. Leonard introduces the other local eccentrics including The Duke, who walks around Bolton drawning his fingers from his pockets as if they were guns and shouting "John Wayne!" and Carl who waves at cars. The episode is more meloncholy than the others, as Leonard is one of the few truly likeable characters, but he leads a tradgic life. His aunt claims he was coddled by his mother, and, as much as he is everybodies friend, he has no real friends. This does not quash Leonard's spirit and he remains up-beat throughout.
Lonley at the Top
A documentery following the rise and fall of Mark Park, 12 months after he won "Talent Trek" in "In the Club." After rising to fame as part of pop group Park Avenue in the first documentary, Park ditched partner Cheryl Avenue, when she became pregnant. After two or three hits, he found he was being portrayed as a villan in another documentary focusing on Cheryl's struggles as an unemployed single mother. Eventually he returns to his job as a green grocer.
The Services (Pilot Episode)
Set in a service station just outside Bolton, made for Channel Four's Comedy Lab. The episode charts a day in the life of bitchy manager Pearl Harbour, miserable teenage employee Matthew Kelly, and the other employees that smell, and the panic that ensues when they discover that Bob Carolgees may be stopping at the station.
Also featuring: Paul le Roy, Johnny Utah, Alan McClarty.