Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool

This is a non-serious pool for predicting the title/topic of the millionth article (as defined by the official article count presented on the Special:statistics, and determined by the powers that be) in the English Wikipedia. The person who comes closest to the actual topic is the winner (bonus points for guessing the exact title). The current number of articles in the English Wikipedia: 6,924,245.

Other milestone pools that are still open include the following: Wikipedia:666,666th pool, Wikipedia:Two-million pool, andWikipedia:Five-million pool.

Please restrict your vote to no more than 3 guesses per person. Add subheadings below as necessary, but try to keep them nonspecific and in line with current Wikipedia subcategories, and organized alphabetically at every level.