Mat (profanity)

Mat (Russian: мат, or ма́терный язы́к) is Russian sexual slang, based on the use of specific generally unprintable obscene words. Although it is commonly believed that the name derives from mat′ (Russian мать, "mother", where the prime represents the soft sign, which signals palatalization of the preceding t) the term comes from a word meaning "loud yell", which is now used in only a few expressions such as благим матом ^{[citation needed]}. It is at once almost universally understood and commonly employed, but also held in some cultural disregard, to the point of facing occasional social and legal proscriptions. Depending on context, as in languages besides Russian, speaking it may have the effect of conveying disrespect, congeniality or chic, cynicism, intensification, or self-assertion. The mat belongs to the ancient layers of the Russian language (the first written mat words date to Middle Ages). It was first introduced into literature in the 18th century by the poet Ivan Barkov, whose poetry, combining lofty lyrics with brutally obscene words, may be regarded as a forerunner of Russian literary parody. Non-native speakers of Russian are generally advised to be conservative about employing the terms or to shun them if they tend not to use their equivalents in their first language.

Key words

The key elements of mat are:

khuy (Russian хуй) — penis, or for equivalent colloquial effect, cock
- from Latin huic (lit. "for that", used on prescriptions for genital deseases) via rederivation, similar to Russian zont from Dutch zondeck. Old Russian "ud/uda" (from PIE root *ud- meaning "up, out") became taboo in mid-18th century, requiring the euphemisms khui and kher, which, in turn, became taboo in late 19th century. At the same time assertion that this and other words came from Latin never had merit beyond speculation since, as of now, scientific findings show that the word had the earliest written equivalent in Latin - nothing more and nothing less. More probable scientifically that the words came indepenently from PIE and had nothing to do in their historic ways with whatever other language branches other than Slavic [1]. At the same time, use of the word khuy was in prictice since at least X Century, long before any knowing Latin physicians would appear as supposed by Latin-roots theory [2].
pizda (Russian пизда) — cunt and/or clit
- from PIE *pizda ("vulva"), cf Lithuanian "pizda" and Albanian "peth"; from Latin pesd, perd to let air through, to crepitate.
yebat′ (Russian ебать) — to fuck
- from PIE *eibati ("to fuck"), cf Old High German "eiba" and Sanskrit "yabhati"; From ancient Russian, "poYat'" means just to touch someone.
blyad′ (Russian блядь) — whore is simply a re-transcription of yet normative "Bludnica" (the wandering woman)
- from PIE root cognate with English "blind"; the word was not banned from literary use at the time of Avvakum, who used it to describe various heresies, and various expressions based on these terms. Also, the 15th century merchant-traveller Afanasii Nikitin used it simply as "concubine", without any obscene connotations.

These words can be used in quite some contexts and generate a rather large range of new words based on them through the use of prefixes and suffixes. The first volume of the "Large Mat Dictionary" (большой словарь мата) treats only expressions with the word khuy, numbering over 500 entries.

A detailed article by Victor Erofeyev (translated by Andrew Bromfeld) analyzing the history, overtones, and sociology of mat appeared in the 15 September 2003 issue of The New Yorker.

Further vocabulary

Additionally, the following words are considered almost as offensive, and can also be regarded as mat:

yelda (елда) — "big penis";
gandon (gondon) (гандо́н, гондо́н), a bastardization of "condom", but it is a tabooed word and may be used figuratively;
gavno (govno) (Russian говно) — shit. Cognate to Sanskrit guváti ("(he) defecates") and Avestan gūʮa- ("shit"), from PIE. Note: this is not used as an exclamation the way that "Shit!" is used in English. "Blya!" (derived from "blyad'" is used instead, or some other expressions.
kher (хер) "penis"; somewhat less offensive than "khuy"; the actual meanings of kher is the old Russian name of the letter "X" Kha, which became strongly associated with the actual "khuy" (exactly like the "F-word" in English). Interesting enough, old word "pokherit'" which used to mean "to cross out", "to delete"? now tends to get contaminated with the relatively new meaning of "kher" (i.e. obscene "penis"), thus getting obscene menaing, too.
khren (хрен) is the mildest euphemism for "khuy", literally "Horse-radish"; khren, like its mat counterart, also means a jerk, a nasty/unpleasant man
malaf'ya (малафья) means "sperm" (from Greek "malakiya")
manda — "vagina";
mudak (муда́к) — "smart ass", "git". Sometimes (but very rarely) is used in its original meaning: "testicle". Other often-used derivative is mudilo (муди́ло) which only bears an abstract offensive meaning and is somewhat equal to "motherfucker". Sometimes, mudak and mudilo are used as an equivalent of "moron", e.g. Вася - полный мудило, ему жена изменяет, а он радуется. - Vasya is a complete moron: his wife cheats on him, but he's still glad.
pidoras (пидора́с), a bastardization of pederast, meaning a male homosexual in Russian. The condensed form pidor (пи́дор) is also used. More often then not (though not necessarily), refers to a passive pederast. Often used as a general term like "asshole" or "motherfucker";
sraka (срака) — "anus", "butt", "asshole";
srat' (срать) — "to shit";
suka (сука) — bitch (originally, same meaning: female dog)
zalupa (залупа) means "penis head" (from old Russian "lupit'" - here, "to peel off" (like "lupit' jajtso" - "to peel off egg shell"); therefore, this is "what you can see when the foreskin is pulled back or removed")
zhopa (жопа) - ass, arse (BrE)

Some derivatives

Khuy

khernya (херня́) or khuynya (хуйня́) - "rubbish, nonsense"; нести хуйню (или херню) - to speak rubbish. Khuynya is "stronger" and more offensive than khernya, which is the also true for other derivatives of khuy and kher.
khui'lo (хуи́ло), alt. khuylo'(хуйло́) – 1) male person to whom the speaker has some negative feelings; 2) some male person (i.e. stranger). Its predecessor, "khuy", is often used in the same meaning.

Что за хуйло там шляется? - Who's this moron hanging around there?

Себя от холода страхуя/В трактир вошли четыре хуя... - To guard (lit. strakhuya) themselves from the cold/Four guys (lit. khuya) entered the pub...

khuyovyi (хуёвый) or kherovyi (херо́вый) - bad, shitty.
khuyovina(хуёвина), pizdyulina(пиздю́лина), poyeben’(поебе́нь) - a thing the name of which one either doesn't know or doesn't think worth specifying.

Note: pizdyulina usually refers to smaller objects. Poyeben’ is an uncountable noun, and has a scornful connotation

okhuyennyi (охуе́нный) or okhuyitelnyi (охуи́тельный), or opizdenitel'nyi (опиздени́тельный) - enormous. Possibly derived from okhuyet’/opizdenet’ (to have gone mad), these words also convey a feeling of surprise or awe, and are sometimes used to mean “great”, “awesome”, “magnificent”
okhuyet’ (охуе́ть) or euph. ofiget ' (офиге́ть) - to go out of one's mind (go crazy), with the derived meanings like 1. to be very surprised, 2. to be cheeky. 3. to go insane.

Example 1: Я слушал его и тихо охуевал - I was listening to him, hiding my great anxiety (lit. “quietly ohuyeval”)

Example 2: Босс совсем охуел: зажал ползарплаты за два опоздания - My boss has gone totally insolent: he took half of my salary for being late only twice.

pokhui, pokhuiu (по́хуй, похую) — adverb: "no matter", "unaffected", "unconcerned". Ему всё похуй — "He cares about nothing" or "He is unshakable". A derivative of this is pokhuism (похуи́зм) — "nonchalance" (as an -ism, a permanent attitude).

Pizda

pizdatyi (пизда́тый) - good.
pizdets (пизде́ц) or euph. kapets (капе́ц), cf. Germ. kaputt, is usually used to describe a particularly sad state of affairs, when there is no way to improve things or when someone is in (for) big trouble. There is also derivative term of same root, "nakri'tsya pisdo'i" (накры́ться пиздо́й) which means some object to be in state of pizdets ("fucked up").

Моей машине пиздец. = Моя машина накрылась пиздой. — “My car is FUBAR.”

На улице пиздец как холодно. — “It is murderously cold outside.”

Там пиздец что творилось! — There were dramatic things going on there.

pizdit’ (пи́здить) - "to beat up" or "to steal", means a continuous action.
pizdet’ (пизде́ть)- "to tell a lie" or "to chat"; note that conjugated forms are very similar to pizdit' but with a different articulation (пизди́ть))
- pizdyuli (пиздюли́) (plural, countable) — abstractly, “beatings”

pizdovat’ (пиздова́ть) — “to go”, usually away. Very commonly used in the imperative form пизду́й (pizdui, “move out!”). Sometimes is used as "to walk" (as the means of transportation).

Пиздуй нахуй! — lit. "Take a sit on my cock", meaning "Go to hell!", "Screw you!".

Водилы решили бастовать, пришлось пешком нам пиздовать! - "The drivers decided to go on strike, so we had to have a hike!"

raspizd'ái (распиздя́й) or euph. razgil'd'ái (разгильдя́й) — "a reckless person"
- raspizd'áistvo (распиздя́йство) - "reckless way of life"

Yebat'

dolboyob' (долбоё́б) — "dumbass", "idiot"
nayebat' (наеба́ть) — "to cheat"
- nayobka (наё́бка) — "act of cheating"; "tool for cheating"
poyebat’ (поеба́ть) — verb: "to fuck for a while"; adverb or interjection: same as pokhui
proyebat' (проеба́ть)- "to lose something due to lack of consideration"; "to miss/skip (school,work)"; "to lose in a game or contest"

Где моё кольцо? Кажись проебал... — "Where is my ring? Seems that I've lost it..."

Вчера у сестры свадьба была: пришлось уроки проёбывать. — "My sister had her wedding yesterday, I had to skip my lessons because of it."

Ёб твою мать! Наша сборная опять проебала! — "Shit! Our national team has lost once again!"

syebat’sia (съеба́ться)- "to leave a dangerous place quickly", "to escape", "to clear out", "to scram"
viyebat' (выебать) - (referring to a woman) "to successfully fuck" means a completed action of fucking someone, derivative meaning - to punish, harass or haze someone regardless of gender (ranging from valid verbal warning on someone's misconduct to brutal hazing)
yebalo (еба́ло) - "face", rarely "mouth"
yobnut’ (ёбнуть) or yebanut’ (ебану́ть) - "to hit", with derivative meanings "to take a drink (e.g., of vodka)". Always means a single-time action - a single hit or a single drink from the cup.

NB: The verbs yobnut' and yebanut' are different: "stakan yebanulsya" means "the glass (a vessel) has fallen down" but "stakan youbnulsya" means "the glass has been broken".

yobnut'sya (ёбнуться) - (referring to a human) "to fall (over)", "slip up", or "stumble"; "to get hit (against smth)"; "to go mad". For the verbs "to fall" or "to slip up" you can also use nayebnut'sya (наебнуться).
zaebat' (заеба́ть) — to harass someone to critical point (lit. meaning is "fuck to the death").
zayebis' (заеби́сь) — adverb, meaning state of satisfaction with something (rough equivalent of "fine", "OK", etc.).

Как дела? Спасибо, всё заебись. – "How are you? Thanks, everything is fine".

Common phrases

yob tvoyu mat' (ёб твою́ мать) — literally "fuck your mother" meaning "oh no" or "shit!"
ni khuya sebe (ни хуя́ себе́) — exclamation of surprise (literally "no dick for oneself") meaning "what a surprise", "wow!"
ebat' menya v rot! (ебать меня в рот!) — basically "I'll be fucked in the mouth!", an expression meant to convey the truthfulness of the speaker's previous statement. "I'll be fucked in the mouth if this isn't true."
ebat'-kopat' (ебать-копать) — Untranslatable expression, an exclamation roughly equivalent to "Oh Fuck!", or "Fuck it!". Version: *ebat'-kolotit'
khuy tebe v rot! (хуй тебе́ в рот!) — literally "a dick to your mouth" means "you'll get nothing (from me)" (this sounds extremely offensive). Variant: * khuy tebe v zhopu! (хуй тебе́ в жопу!) literally "a dick to your asshole / get butt-fucked" and * khuy tebe v po vsey rozhe! (хуй тебе́по всей роже!) — literally "a dick all over your face"
zatkni yebalo! (заткни́ еба́ло!) — means "shut up!", "shut your face!"
khuy(kher) s nim(ney,nimi)! (хуй(хер) с ним(ней,ними)!) — literally "prick with him (or her, them)!" means "don't be so concerned about him (her, it, them)!" or "I no longer care about him (her, it, them)"
(da) poshol(poshla, idite) na khuy! (пошёл(пошла́, иди́те) на хуй!) — literally "go on a dick" meaning "fuck off" or "forget it!" (very offensive). If a name or a pronoun is added, this expression is sometimes very close in meaning to khuy(kher) s nim(ney,nimi)!
idi na huy (иди на́ хуй) — literally "go to dick", is used as an equivalent of "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself"
s khuya li? (с хуя́ ли?) — an equivalent of "why?"
na khuya? (на хуя́?) — an equivalent of "what for?"

Famous usage

Kirkorov's press conference

Russian pop-star Philip Kirkorov had the following exchange with Ms Aroyan, a correspondent, at his press conference that was held in Rostov on Don on May 20, 2004:

KIRKOROV: I am irritated by your pink blouse, your tits and your microphone… To me… to me it is pokhuyu (i. e., of no matter) what you will write about me. I do not like unprofessionals. Unprofessionals have no place here.

AROYAN: You should learn to behave yourself, “zvezda” ("star").

KIRKOROV: Yes, yes... pizda! (rhymes with zvezda).

Russian text of this exchange:

— (1) Ф. Киркоров: Меня раздражают Ваша розовая кофточка, Ваши сиськи и Ваш микрофон.

— (2) Ф. Киркоров: А? Да мне… да мне по хую, как Вы напишете… Так же, как и Вы… Я не люблю непрофессионалов! Непрофессионалам тут делать нечего!

— (3) И. Ароян (презрительно): А вы научитесь себя вести. "Звезда".

Ф. Киркоров (рифмуя): Да… Пизда!

Classical poetry with mat

Mikhail Lermontov

So, I am not going to pay

However, if you are a simple blyad'

You should consider it an honor

To be acquainted with the cadet's khuy !

Russian:

Итак, тебе не заплачу я:

Но если ты простая блядь,

То знай: за честь должна считать

Знакомство юнкерского хуя!

Ivan Barkov ("Luka Mudischev", prologue)

Oh you, men' wives, or widows fair,

Or maids with 'cherry' there intact!

Let me tell you some humble fact

About fucking out there.

Make fucking fair and accurate,

The rarer fuck means fortunate -

The Holy God shall save all ya

From some disorderly ebnya.

As uncontrollable-kind passion,

Leads only to disaster's ashen,

And satisfied you won't be right

With usual elda-bearing knight.

Russian:

О вы, замужние, о вдовы,

О девки с целкой наотлет !

Позвольте мне вам наперед

Сказать о ебле два-три слова.

Ебитесь с толком аккуратно,

Чем реже еться, тем приятней,

Но боже вас оборони

От беспорядочной ебни !

От необузданной той страсти

Пойдут и горе и напасти,

И не насытит вас тогда

Обыкновенная елда.

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