Krusty Krab Training Video

Template:SpongeBob episode"Krusty Krab Training Video" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season three. Template:Spoiler Brief summary: The Training Video SpongeBob receives when Mr. Krabs hires him.

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Plot

This episode consists of the content shown on the Krusty Krab's training video for new employees. The tape talks about the history of the restaurant, from its founding to the present day. The tape also gives instructions on how to keep the workplace clean, and how to have good hygiene. In this version of the tape, SpongeBob is desperate to make a Krabby Patty for the tape(as he wants to show himself off to the viewers), and asks to do so many times, each time being told no. At the episode's end, the moment SpongeBob has been waiting for arrives, but the episode ends just before the narrator reveals the Krabby Patty secret formula for the new employees.

Quotes

Spongebob: Can I make a Krabby Patty no-...(cutted by the narrator)

Narrator: Now we go from behind the scenes to the front lines, where we’ll examine the most important aspect of the industry; the customer. Or as we say around here, the Krustomer.

Patrick: (who has just walked into the Krusty Krab) Who said that? Are you a ghost?

Narrator: Like precious, precious blood in an animal, the customer is what makes the Krusty Krab strong and alive.

Patrick: Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!

Squidward: Are you going to order something or just make friends with the paneling?

Squidward: Patrick,if I make a suggestion,why don't you order a Krabby Patty?

Patrick: Great idea,Squidward!

Squidward: Would that be for here or to go-? (Quickly covers mouth)

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

(Patrick continues saying "Uh" while Squidward bangs his head on the cash register)

Narrator: And now, you get to make, with your very own hands, the scrumptious, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center that is the Krabby Patty! Are you ready? (SpongeBob nods furiously) Are you SURE?! (SpongeBob nods so furiously he almost tears his head in two) OKAY! The Krabby Patty secret formula is... (episode ends mid-sentence)

Cultural References

The sign in the bathroom written in English ("Please, wash your fins") and Spanish ("Lave las aletas") is a parody of other similar signs found in companies like Wal-Mart. The Spanish part of the sign is not a totally correct translation because it literally says "Wash the fins". A more faithful translation of "Please, wash your fins" is "Por favor, lávese las aletas."
The music for the title card is similar to that of the theme from Nickelodeon SNICK.

Trivia/Goofs

Revealed in SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete Third Season as the #1 episode in the show chronology so far.
POOP stands for "People Order Our Patties." The Spanish version is CACA, which stands for "Clientes Adoran Comer Aquí." Those words mean "Customers love eating here", "caca" is a slang term for feces in Spanish.
At the end of the episode, it is sometimes mistaken that it is credited to have been animated by Spiffy Pictures, Little Airplane Productions, Billifords, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, and Klasky Csupo instead of United Plankton Pictures when it is broadcast on Nickelodeon. This was corrected in 2006, when United Plankton Pictures is now listed as the producers of this episode.
Comcast refers to this episode as Crusty Crab Training Video.

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