Wikipedia:Silly Things
This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Such material is not meant to be taken seriously. |
This is one of the oldest pages on Wikipedia. Seriously, this page existed before the transition to phase II software, possibly before the internets were even invented. Here is the original explanation:
We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is! [I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page. ;-)
Bad jokes are never knowingly kept on Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their mind (especially on April Fools' Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. Often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL, because they are truly great, and the geniuses behind these impressive jokes must be extremely intelligent, and thus this page continues on and on.
When deciding whether to add something to BJAODN, please take to heart what Polonius said in Hamlet:
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Or even better, please remember the version from The Simpsons:
Brevity is ... wit.
Sometimes, rather than merely adding a joke to a page, someone creates an entire page as a joke. Or a silly page is so popular that it survives AfD (the first few times) - some silly pages have managed to last for years on Wikipedia, with hundreds of people contributing to them before they were finally deleted. All of these are hilarious. When one of these is too large to go into a BJAODN volume, it is granted its very own page in the Special collections section below.
Contents
Template:Bjaodn Because of its size, this page has been divided up into many sections. Individual pages from oldest to newest:
- The original Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Even more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Yet more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Still more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Not another page of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- More Bad Jokes than you can shake a stick at
- More Bad Jokes than you can shake two sticks at
- Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Next Generation
- Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Wrath of Bad Nonsense
- Revenge of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Father of the Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- All Your Bad Joke And Other Deleted Nonsense Are Belong To Us
- Colorless green Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense sleep furiously
- Oh, no! More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Return of the Nonsense
- The All-New Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense Comedy Hour! (Copyright 1972)
- Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Strike Back
- I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY -- and Other Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense
- Let's edit our Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in accordance with the Wikipedian lifestyle
- In Soviet Russia, Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Delete YOU!
- Valley of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Honey, I Shrunk the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Oh my God! You Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense! You bastard!
- Close Encounters of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Kind
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Whose Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is it Anyway?
- "Bad Jokes? We ain't got no stinking Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!"
- WARNING: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ahead
- This Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
- Holy Bad Jokes, Batman! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
- I find your lack of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense disturbing
- And now for something completely different... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
- It's Bad! It's a Joke! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
- We hold these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to be self-evident
- Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Gone Wild
- You are in a maze of twisty little Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, all alike
- There's some vandalism Wikipedia can't buy. For everything else, there's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
- All these Bad Jokes are yours, except Europa. Attempt no Deleted Nonsense there.
- So Long, and Thanks for All the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- BJAODN 42: The Answer to Bad Jokes, the Universe, and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ON WHEELS!!!!!
- These bad jokes need to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of deleted nonsense quality
- It is pitch black. You are likely to be Deleted by a Bad Joke or Other Nonsense.
- So some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense walk into a bar....
- Readers must be this high to get into Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Go directly to Bad Jokes, Do not Delete, do not collect Other Nonsense
- Ye olde Badd Giokes and Other Deleetid Nonsense
- The first rule of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is you do not talk about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- A)bort Bad Jokes, R)etry, or D)elete Nonsense
- Damn it, Jim, I'm a Bad Joke, not Other Deleted Nonsense
- Hello. My name is Bad Jokes. You Deleted my Other Nonsense. Prepare to die.
- ßåd Jøkës åñd Øthër Ðélètêd Ñøñsëñsé
- Imagine a world in which every single person is given free access to bad jokes and other deleted nonsense.
- Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is watching you.
- 57 Varieties of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Everything you always wanted to know about Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense (But were afraid to ask)
- Dr. Bad Jokes, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Deleted Nonsense
- May the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Be With You
- And last but not least, the newest one. Please add new Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to:
- Tonight, on a very special episode of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Want to help choose the next title for BJAODN?
Go to Wikipedia:BJAODN:The Next Page Title.
Other pages
- Wikipedia:Unusual requests that have been posted to the village pump
Some of this stuff is actually funny to some people:
- Best of BJAODN
- More Best of BJAODN
- Even More Best of BJAODN
- Yet More Best of BJAODN
- Still More Best of BJAODN
Sandbox fun!
Mailing list oddities!
Weird article titles!
Stephen Colbert's Wikiality!
Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/April Fools' Day 2004
April fools 2005
In keeping with Wikipedia tradition, a significant amount of BJAODN has occurred on April Fools' Day, 2005.
- In Summary : Screenshots of the day's BJAODN
- European toilet paper holder
- /Requests for de-Godkingship
- Wikipedia:Vandalism in progress#0.0.0.0/0
- /Feature VfD
- User:JimboWales and User talk:JimboWales (not to be confused with User:Jimbo Wales!)
- /Cabal (once at Wikipedia:Cabal)
- Wikipedia:2005 Britannica takeover of Wikimedia
- Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Main Page was attempted before being redirected to last year's attempt at the same.
- Wikipedia:Featured picture candidates/Blue screen of death
- /B-Movie Bandit for admin
- Wikipedia:April fools/April Fools' Day 2005/Willy on Wheels for admin, infamous vandal Willy on Wheels was nominated for adminship....(moved innumerable times whilst on RFA)
- Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/JIP
- VFD Template - Terminator Edition
- Modified tabs [1] & [2]
- Alternate version of Wikipedia:Main Page
- You have a new special message
- User:Jimbo Wales - [3] & [4]
- Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/April Fool's Day
- Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard#Wikipedia Has Been Hacked
- German language
- Birdidae
- Wikipedia
- M1126A Armored Combat Deep Fryer
- /Susej
- /Alphabetical list of all natural numbers from zero to one hundred
- addition of a smiley face to the site by Curps [5]
- Signpost story about April Fool's Day 2005
April fools 2006
As with past years, some BJAODN occurred on April Fools' Day 2006:
The resurrected tip of the day project, after a hiatus of over a year, was relaunched on this day with this announcement:
Special Announcement
Due to generous donations by several large corporations, Wikipedia can now afford to pay editors. All editors with over 1000 edits are eligible to apply. For details on how to register for the payroll, |
And of course, the fun didn't stop there...
- Requests for adminship/Mathbot Created by User:CanadianCaesar
- Requests for adminship/Vandal Created by Jaranda
- Requests for adminship/127.0.0.1
- Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/10th GNAA VfD ON WHEELS! created by User:Ashibaka
- User:Jaranda/Articles for deletion/Carthage created by User:Cato the elder
- User:Jaranda/Articles for deletion/Arab-Israeli conflict The debate itself was AFD'd at Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Articles for deletion/Arab-Israeli conflict
- The main page for 5 minutes
- The unprotection of the main page by Drini
- Wheelation process & Articles for wheelation by Luigi30
- User:Jimbo Wales, primarily by User:SonicAD, protected by Cyde. Was up for over 12 hours, and over 7 consecutively.
- Protect/Delete buttons swapped by User:BorgHunter.
- Wikipedia:Esperanza tagged as copyvio by Drini [6]
- [7]
- User:Gflores adding Willy on Wheels to Wikipedia:Good articles.
- User:Rickyrab, User:BorgHunter, and User:Deckiller toying with Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Can't sleep, clown will eat me 33 1/3 (see here)
- User:Deckiller finally revealing himself to be Willy on Wheels. He also adds the infamous userbox series to User:Willy on Wheels, and will most likely get blocked for it :)
- User:Sammy on Skids' reign of terror begins, with many vandal-related edits.
- Metric craptons of userboxes by User:Cyde. See WikiFools Generator. (This is what 1000 userboxes looks like)
- User:Deckiller creates a whole new vandal persona inspired by an old vandal. See User:Deckiller/long term abuse/Diddley vandal
- Wikipedia's first IRC chat by User:BillyH
- Leet by Treec, AKA Logan Kriete [8] (originally attributed to "anon editor", was Treec's/LoganK's IP address)
- Extreme overlinking [9]
- User:Lbmixpro blocked indefinitely per decision of WP vandals. [10]
- PROD Template - Counterstrike edition
- Wikipedia:Featured deletion discussions and Wikipedia:What is a featured deletion discussion by Daniel Case
- Wikidomination Document by User:Dr. B
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Wikipedia, created by Sikon
- Intentional Prank Unit by Treec/Logan Kriete
- Buchanan-Hermit's lack of tolerance for "vandals" like himself.
- Wikipedia:Featured picture candidates/Ceiling Cat - pic by User:Samguana, nom by Harro5
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- User:TKE is shamelessly copying other editors by being blocked by the CVU, because he enjoys sarcasm and needs a day off.
- User:Macintosh User/User talk:You, by Macintosh User, placed in a link on BJAODN.
- Celestianpower added a new messages bar to Special:Recentchanges and it stayed there for 24 minutes.
- Many policy pages were officially approved by The Ministry of Silly Walks.
- The page Infinite Loop was changed to a redirect to Endless loop, Which in turn was a redirect to Infinite Loop!
- An announcement regarding payment for editors with over 1000 edits stayed on the Community Portal for bulletin board for over seven hours.
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Special:Random
- The beginning of Wikipedia:Requests for Seppuku (not strictly April Fools, as it was to have continued to exist past today, but it was deleted)
- MediaWiki:Watchlist being changed to stalked pages by Cyde Weys (and subsequent block until 2006-04-02)
- Articles for deletion/Main Page
- User:Georgewilliamherbert/Jimbo Whale Jimbo gets stalked, Fin at 11.
- Wikipedia:No Personal Attacks was approved by The Ministry of Silly Walks for almost 12 hours.
- Members of the #wikipedia IRC channel crapflooded GNAA chat with informative and erudite statements about Keynesian economics. Chat log at User:AKMask/log.
- Addition of Jimbo Wales to Nomination of new users in need of help
- User:Fuhghettaboutit asks a really silly question at the science reference desk and is taken quite seriously.
Screenshots
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"delete" tab turned into "baleeted"
April fools 2007
This article documents a current event. Information may change rapidly as the event progresses, and initial news reports may be unreliable. The latest updates to this article may not reflect the most current information. |
- The Today's Featured Article on the Main Page (pictured) was George Washington (inventor), who was actually a real person. However, the fact that it was featured on the Main Page was obviously a spoof off of the famous George Washington, the President. In fact, the article was created, nominated for featured-article status, and put on the Main Page in a mere 5 days.
- Special:Recentchanges was briefly hacked to display a message from Jimbo Wales saying that, because of vandalism, he would start charging editors to edit Wikipedia unless they were members of the cabal.
- It was also nominated for deletion.
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Jimbo Wales
- A fake article about a truck driver named Bill Clinton
- Jimbo Wales' userpage was edited to display him as a Pirate. [11]
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Vandalism
- A parody of AfD
- Wikipedia:Bots/Requests for approval/VandalBot
- Several more minor ones were deleted, as noted on Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/AprilFools2007
Special collections
Finally, a few people have gone above and beyond the call of nonsense and put extra effort into their creations. Check out the BJAODN Special Features:
- /ASCII cows
- /Body Parts Slang
- /Cabalman
- Cat Nonsense (a collection of Cat article BJAODN)
- /Fecalcore
- /Fictional letters
- /Funny vandalism (includes also funny replies to trolls; sorry, still under construction)
- /The Adventures of Telgur the Trollslayer
- /Hoax menagerie
- /List of shock sites - the most complete version, before the list was merged and pared down - this is BJAODN, after all.
- /Mathematical animals
- /Peterson-Heimstead
- /Saint Denis
- /Sexual Slang
- /Stuff
- /Sysop Accountability Policy
- /Toilet Slang
- /Wikiality
- /Wikipe-tan
- Talk:Long s The talk page for the Long s character
Fair Use Criteria
- Be careful what you upload. Don't get WP:FUC'd. :-)
See also
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Helpdesk Emails
- Wikipedia:List of really really stupid article ideas that you should not create
- Wikipedia:Talk page highlights
- m:Category:Humor, a far-out selection of, like, meta-topics that totally transcend the English Wikipedia, man.
- m:Really Reformed Church of Wikipedia — Y' know, like, this one, dude!!!
- Wikipedia:No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man