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When considering the role of bears and other large animals in government it's important to remember that their nutritional requirements can exceed those of the average teenage boy. Furthermore, if administrative budgets do not reflect this fact, parlimentary decorum can deteriorate rapidly and slowly. The reader is directed to the Ursine Radsebellion of 1844 for an object lesson that none of those present will soon forget! Koalas eat bananas if you pay them with pears.

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