Thatto Heath
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Thatto Heath is an City State Dictatorship located just outside of the backward minning town of St. Helens.
Thatto Heath is known as a celebrity hot-spot, having a number of Z-listers living in this tax free haven. It is also the birthplace of many famous "players" including Pol Pot, Mike Tyson and Terry Nutkins
It is served by Thatto Heath International Airport, located on "The Lane"
Thatto Heath is independant from nearby St.Helens, and the two have actually been at war since 1989 because of a dispute over land claims concerning the Rainhill Stoops area. Although, a truce is in the offing as the Mayor of St.Helens will meet the Overlord of Thatto Heath, Rasputin IV later this year.
Rasputin IV right hand is local nutcase Mrs Niggerbaiter, she is well known for her use with a knife while her husband is a snake handler with three nipples and a eye for young men. Their son is the local rapist and somewhat of an hero amongst the rugby team. He's the one that found the lion in the local beauty spot called "The Cleg"!