Wikipedia:Can't We All Just Get Along? - Seriously, it's just Wikipedia. Go outside, get some fresh air, and get over your issues. It's not as big of a deal as you think.
We've all got one, and if you've gone this far, you may as well know mine.
A perfunctory glance over my user page and interests should make it clear that I take my Christianity seriously; it's unfortunate that many have grown to consider the institutions of faith and academia as opposites, or, at best, uncomfortable companions. In reality, truth is truth, and a person grounded in their convictions should have nothing to fear from what science, history or faith can prove. I hope that is reflected in my edits, but I realize that my biases may seep into articles I edit, especially those that I'm most interested in (Christianity, Mormonism, and social justice to name a few). To that end, I'd appreciate constructive criticism and / or support on my talk page if you've got an issue with my edits.
I ♥ vandals
Here's a few entertaining edits. If you've found some particularly good ones, add them on. If you haven't, vandalize this page — I'm trying to reach the century mark. To date, this page has been vandalized 78 times.
This is not an encyclopedia article by any stretch of the imagination, and it's not much of a user page either. But if you want to mirror it, knock yourself out.