Bottle Boys
Bottle Boys | |
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Created by | Vince Powell |
Starring | Robin Askwith |
Country of origin | United Kingdom |
No. of episodes | 13 |
Production | |
Running time | 30 minutes |
Original release | |
Network | London Weekend Television |
Release | 1 September 1984 – 24 August 1985 |
Bottle Boys was a British sitcom running on ITV in the 1980s, the first series running in 1984 and the second and final series in 1985. Starring Robin Askwith as football-mad milkman Dave Deacon, the series mined comedy of the broadest sort from randy Dave's amorous adventures, in a style familiar to viewers from Askwith's earlier Confessions films.
The part of Dave Deacon was originally written for Jim Davidson, who was by this time already expanding into sitcom territory with Up the Elephant and Round the Castle, also on ITV. It was future BBC controller John Birt, during his tenure at London Weekend Television, who suggested that Askwith take the part.
The series has acquired something of a reputation as one of the worst British sitcoms ever produced. Mark Lewisohn, writing in the Radio Times Guide to Comedy observes that "ITV sitcoms had often plumbed the depths, but this was the limit", and also notes that Bottle Boys was reputedly despised by comedy executives at ITV. Furthermore, he goes on to pick Bottle Boys as his "worst ever" British sitcom.
Writer Vince Powell was no stranger to working on shows that attracted a bad press, however, having created two of the most notorious comedy shows of the 1970s - Love Thy Neighbour and Mind Your Language.
Cast
Dave Deacon - Robin Askwith
Billy Watson - David Auker
Joe Phillips - Oscar James
Jock Collins - Phil McCall
Stan Evans - Richard Davies
Sharon Armstrong - Eve Ferret
Mr Dawson - Patrick Newell
Wilf Foley - Leo Dolan
Theme Song
Bottle Boys had a very catchy theme song, played over an animated title sequence of milkman Dave going about his rounds. The theme song sums up the shows ethos:
"Bottle boys, bottle boys,
Up with the lark,
Who cares if it's raining,
Who cares if it's dark,
There's a whole lot of bottle boys taking a pride,
In making sure each customer is satisfied!
Milk, eggs and butter, got it all on the float
Anything you're short of darling, leave us a note
You'll be glad you wrote it, when you hear the noise
Of the rattle of the bottles of the Bottle Boys!".
Episodes
Series One (1 Sep - 6 Oct 1984):
- Fools Rush In
- God Save Our Dairy
- Danger, Woman at Work
- All in a Day's Work
- One Good Turn
- Here Comes the Groom
Series Two (13 July - 24 Aug 1985)
- Things That Go Bump in the Night
- I Gotta Horse
- Out of the Frying Pan
- If the Cap Fits
- High Noon
- I Love Paris
- The Milk Cup Runneth Over