MAFF
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MAFF is a four-letter acronym that may refer to:
- Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries, one of ministries of Japanese government.
- Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food, a former department of UK government, replaced in 2001.
'MAFF' also refers to the popular movement amongst highly intelligent, forward thinking Portsmouth Football Club fans. It is an acronym which in full stands for "Move away from Fratton".
This movement is diametrically opposed to the stance taken by many unintelligent Portsmouth fans who demand that their football club remains in it's current,ramshackle stadium. This body is renowned for wearing charity shop clothing and by it's outrageous,sado masochistic,homosexual activity and prediliction for wearing pvc underwear.