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Robbie Gould-RFG
the Chicago Bears Placekicker has offically been nicknamed RFG meaning Robbie Freeeekin Gould. Could easily kick the longest field goal ever from his knees with the left foot with his eyes closed. Beat Adam Vinitari in horse at the 2007 pro bowl
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Michael Taylor
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Professional poker player of Shamokin, PA. Commonly known as "the Snake". Has accumulated over 17 million dollars in tournament winnings.Like Barry Greenstein, he is much noted for donating all his winnings to charity.(Page 42-43, Faces of Poker)
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The Butt Klercs Fable
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OUTTA THE DEMONS ANUS!
This story is not for the taint of heart...
Long ago, The Dark Lord Satan, was once again being a bitchy little pussy because his goat legs made it very uncummfortable for him to sit in the standard satanic throne. So, he commissioned a team of his carpenter-demons to construct a throne for him, made from the finest jew-gold and the most prized spinal cords of infants killed by abortionists. It would be the shiniest, jew-goldiest, most spinal-cordy throne ever constructed. The project was delayed by six months because Satan hired a private contractor who was "busy" fellating his dog. However, the throne was soon furnished, finished, and patiently waiting for Lucifer's assmeat to be placed upon it's unholy polyester cushioniness.
But alas, it would not be this way! The throne was stolen by none-other then Satan's juiciest turd, Mama Cass! Mama Cass made off and made out with the throne, carrying it with his versatile demonic dong while he fought off Hell's mightiest bitches with his umbilical cord that he had saved "just in case." Quickly, he jumped through Hell's portal (which happens to look exactly like George Clooney's penis), landing in Earth on top of Brad Pitt's hollywood-style vagina, killing it. He then entered the body of a young infant boy (boy, are you sure? ok) just painfully shoved from his mother. This young child mind was perfect to mold in Mama Cass' favor...
The boy soon grew older, with power granted from the golden spine throne affecting his mind, bestowing him with other-worldly abilities he could barely comprehend. Like the ability to manifest fire ants from his nipples, creating towers of pisa that don't lean, and throwing balls of shit at the homeless. The powers overtook him, affecting him in every facet of his life, even when he was in the school's girl's room masturbating to Jet Li. Not able to withstand the effects, he slowly grew angry at the world for not accepting him; and also for not letting him skin people alive at the grocery store while listening to "Hello, Horses."
But this would soon change...even the part where he made tuxedos of peoples' skin.
Satan had tracked the location of his long lost golden infant-spine throne, and dispatched four demons to kill Mama Cass, return the throne to him, and then be rewarded with wild demon-sex with dead emo chicks who killed themselves because of their emo-ness (Hell is over-populated with them). This team of Satan's Klercs would find the Butt of Mama Cass and proceed to kick the shit out of it without error....or would they?
FUCK NO!
With help from a transvestite gypsy who could track people by the contents of their bile, they found Mama Cass, but were overcumm by his power. They joined Mama Cass in his crusade against nothing in particular (and lesbian cockfights). Quickly, they returned to hell, where they betrayed the Dark Lord, sliced off his penis and scrotum with a letter opener, then fed it to his Polio-stricken mother who is retarded and gives erotic massages to elk. Then they made fun of Satan for being a tranny and swiftly left Hell in a zeppelin made of some kind of heavy metallic substance that was piloted by a wild boar with 7 testicles and a bong for a face. But the zeppelin was punctured by their sharp, collective weiner and crashed into the vagina of the Statue of Liberty. The demons quickly bailed out, leaving America to blame George Bush once again for not stopping the Zeppelin ahead of time. Kanye West had a shitgasm on live TV.
These five demons and their human hosts live on to this day, changing the world with their golden infant spinal-cord throne, a copy of Everyone Poops signed by Peter Jackson, 3 used glow-in-the-dark Trojan condoms, and an empty keg filled with their collected urine "just in case."(It's a long fucking trip upstairs.) And they also decided to record some music in D-bag's basement when his parents weren't sleeping or mad at him.
These are their stories.....
D-Bag (Human host: Derek Lambacher) Lucifer's greatest ass-spawn to ever walk the earth of Hell and the hell of Earth. D-bag was given the power of audio-induced-facial-incendiation, allowing him to cause crippled orphan's faces to erupt in flaming fire of flame. D-bag was planning to kill Mama Cass, but they soon formed an alliance. Fear the wrath of Honey Bunny and his hair that is socioeconomically approved by eight out of ten cats!
Mama Cass (Mama Cass). The bitchin' ballzy beezelbub betraying bastard. Mama Cass is actually secretly controlled by the Zombie Kitty, Cooter. Cooter has near complete control over the demon; she uses him to amass more power, be scratched behind her zombie-kitty ears, or to get another delicious treat from the cupboard above the fridge. Cooter is supposedly accused to actually be the one who nailed Jesus to the cross with her zombie-kitty Messiah-Crucifixion Kit that was on sale at Wal-Mart for $14.95 with the purchase of a 12-pack of zombie-kitty-dildos.
Creepass (Human Host: Eric Hall) Satan's demon of bullshit. Creepass is fabled to have once lifted a bus full of Nuns and orphans off the road and dropped it into a canyon full of bulimic chicks' collected vomit; though he may have made that up to impress people. He joined D-bag in his search for Mama Cass, and to make fun of emo chicks. He is the army's historian, the writer of all things unholy, and the only one who doesn't bitch and moan like a little pussy when D-bag becomes an arrogant douche for his seemingly endless amounts of talent.
J-Booth (Human hostess: Nick Booth). J-Booth has a mysterious attraction to Heinz tomato ketchup, even engaging in sexual relations with the popular condiment. He joined D-bags army to see the world, meet strange and exotic peoples, and to find every bottle of ketchup and have premarital sex with it. He also has the strange ability to summon carnivorous, fleshing-eating ostriches at will; double the deadliness when he has a boner. J-Booth is hated by many, mostly for his ability to combine 30 Racial Slurs into a single insult so vile and rude that just seeing it written down or typed causes people's eyes to violently squirt out bloody semen.
T-bag (Human host: Taylor Lambacher). T-bag, D-bags younger demon-brother. T-bag is a nice kid, he enjoys long murderous sprees on the beach, quiet shits on bearskin rugs, and havin' a poke or two with the corpses at the morgue. He was forced to go with his brother, despite his complaints that it cut into his "alone time". T-bag hopes to use his abilites to start a revolution on Earth; perhaps an epic one?
Together, these 5 demons are THE BUTT KLERCS!
THEY WILL OFFER YOU NO FORGIVENESS!
THEY WILL GRANT YOU NO MERCY!
THEY WILL USE NO CONDOMS!
Take heed, young traveller, for this is your only chance. You now have the oppurtunity to become a part of something grand; more grand then when you jacked off for the first time in your mother's panties. Do you have the intelligence and dignity to say no?
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Couroc Company of Monterey, California
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The Couroc Company of Monterey, California is no longer in business but they were famous for their handcrafted artisan trays. The trays are hand inlaid by master craftsman and shells, coins, woods and metals are fused into satin black phenolic. They are resistant to alcohol and boiling water and are wonderful in design and quality.
Over the course of several decades, the Couroc Company made an enourmous variety of jet-black trays, bowls, and other items inlaid with their characteristic artwork. Today there is a growing interest in, and nostalgia for, these beautiful items from the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, and 80's (and yes, the 90's too...)
Couroc was formed in 1948 by the husband and wife team of Guthrie Sayle Courvoisier (? - 1969) and Moira Wallace (~1910-1979). Wallace was a gifted artist, whose early work included mosaic designs built from inlaid metal and plastic materials. Guthrie developed the technology further, and began Couroc Company, which produced heavy, durable plastic trays with inlaid designs. Guthrie Courvoisier had learned about plastic during World War II, when he was a contractor who manufactured certain plastic parts for military aircraft. (Plastics were essential to the war effort, for their rather unique qualities.) Like nearly all wartime plastics, Courvoisier's were probably jet-black, unlike the multicolored bakelite of decades prior. In the mid-1950's the company's sales picked up, and it already had a few different designs in its product line. Sales seem to have been mostly in the California area.
As the company slowly grew, it created numerous designs, and began expanding its product line beyond merely trays, so that customers could buy matched sets of trays, glasses, ice buckets, and even napkins. In the 1970's, Couroc exploded in popularity and was selling well in stores across the nation including Gumps and Shreve, Crump and Low. The company made a special effort to hire local artists for their design work. This put them in line with some of the contemporary Arts and Crafts movements which stressed the local nature of art. In such products as the Roadrunner, or Wells Fargo Stage designs that were such popular sellers, Couroc was clearly reflecting the character of the American West.
In a sense Couroc straddled two worlds - the world of independent artists, and that of corporate products. Couroc's items do not have the banality of so many commercial mass-manufactured items. Couroc was something that might have been a reflection of the combined husband-and-wife team of an artist, Moira Wallace, and an artistically-minded businessman, Guthrie Courvoisier. By the mid-1980’s, Couroc's popularity had dropped, and the company was shifting from producing items for the general public, to making promotional items (for sales to corporations or organizations commemorating special events.) In the 1990's, it turned almost exclusively to promotional items.
Today, the company can no longer be found, its presses and buildings sold. The Ol'factory Cafe located in sand city, CA now resides in the original Couroc factory building. Nearly 20 years after the factory closing, the company items have seen a resurgence in popularity, this time as collectible antiques.
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Chez'la Tom's Cafe
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Chez'la Tom's Cafe is a small restaurant in outer Bellefontaine, Ohio. The Cafe was opened in 2004, and is owned by Stolly Enterprises. When the restaurant was opened, many were sceptic of the businesses location, However buisness has proved steady for Chez'la Tom's.
In 2006 Chez'la Tom's Cafe added "and Coffee" to there name when they started serving Starbucks Coffee. The restaurant holds sevral events a year the largest being it's New years Party. During the celebration all items are 1/2 off, and the resturant is open until 12:30pm.
Parent Company
Stolly Enterprises of Columbus, Ohio is a mid size company that owns sevral businesses around Ohio, including Stolly insurance. Stolly Enterprises was founded in 1998.
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Logan County Chamber of commernce-
Gordon Food Service Business records-
Bellefontaine Better buisness assoation-
Stollyinsurance.com
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Sugarscape
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Background
In Growing Artificial Societies: Social Science From the Bottom Up, Joshua M. Epstein and Robert Axtell developed the first large-scale Agent based model, the Sugarscape, to simulate and explore the role of social phenomenon such as seasonal migrations, pollution, sexual reproduction, combat, and transmission of disease and even culture.
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CryptoHeaven
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CryptoHeaven is an encrypted space or medium which is used to facilitate storage and flow of information in an encrypted way and programmatically guarantee the security through use of technology and not corporate policy. The name reflects a Cryptographic Heaven where only the sender and the recipient possess keys to decrypt the communications. Such information cannot be read in clear or tampered by anyone else while in transit through a public network or stored at CryptoHeaven Data Center.
CryptoHeaven technology defeats the electronic surveillance and access to encryption keys laws such as:
CryptoHeaven Corp founded by Marcin Kurzawa after leaving IBM Canada in March 2000 is the first company to implement this technology and make it publicly available in a form of an easy to use secure communication platform providing secure email, secure file sharing/storage, secure instant messaging and other unique features. It is an interactive system for small and medium organizations combining all its features into one single environment.
CryptoHeaven is HIPAA compliant and is frequently used in the healthcare and legal industry.
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The Borrowers Little Instruction Booklet
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The Borrowers
Little Instruction Booklet
By Joe Shandy,
Enchanted Mortgage
Dream big, but don’t buy dreams: If it sounds too
good to be true, it is.
Be willing to spend a little, but not too little: If
someone tells you it costs you nothing, your risking everything.
Have more than one basket (for your eggs): Don’t roll
everything you have into your mortgage payment – leave some slack.
Invest in tomorrow without buying what you can’t see:
Nothing stays the same – don’t risk your fortune (and houses do cost a fortune
these days) on the market staying the way it is.
Go to the office, even if it comes to you: If your
mortgage broker only works out of his car, get a second opinion. He might just
be getting started, or he might be on his way somewhere else.
Have faith, but make sure it’s your own: There’s
nothing wrong with sharing all kinds of things with your mortgage broker, but
if he starts out crediting the Almighty before you’ve seen his fee, you’re
making a mighty mistake.
Enjoy a personal presence, but make sure there’s more to
it: These days, you want to take a close look at someone’s web site. It’s
like an online statement of what they’re about. If they tell you ‘aw, I believe
in doing things on a handshake, and first impressions’, you’ll want to look
further. Likewise, if all they have is a web site, but getting them on the phone
is impossible, what if there’s a problem?
Shop in your own size: You’ve heard that one size
never fits all; in fact it fits no one. Don’t overcommit, succumb to pressure,
or simply choose products from a list. If you aren’t sure of three reasons why
the loan is a good fit, ask to see more options
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Joe Shandy, Enchanted Mortgage. www.enchantedmortgage.com
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Whitman, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Whitman is a neighborhood in the South Philadelphia section of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States. It is bounded on the west by Sixth Street, on the east by the Front Street, on the south by Bigler Street, and on the north by Snyder Avenue. The name "Whitman" was adopted when the nearby Walt Whitman Bridge was being constructed in the 1950s.
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Brian Stevens - Knoxville, TN
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An individual that does not understand the meaning of debate. A Brian Stevens will always insist that he is right, no matter what the issue is. Brian Stevenses will never admit that they are wrong, or that someone could actually be more knowledgeable. This type of individual will question your education, I.Q., political position, DNA and blood type. When encountering a Brian Stevens, you best course of action is to totally disregard him in any way, shape or fashion.
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Storytime
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Storytime is a very complex situation that involves women or girls touching each other in the vaginal region. In most cases they are thinking about the member of the opposite sex they want to hook up with. It usually starts out with rubbing up onto pillows, and then progresses to girls touching girls. The end result,usually at age 17, they start to lick the vaginal region. This is what girls do during sleep overs.
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Systeme Afterhours is closed..........
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Systeme Afterhours is closed
Le systeme afterhours est fermé depuis le 6ième anniversaire.
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The Relation Between Small Islamic Children and AK47's
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Why is there always little Islamic children holding AK's these days?
I mean WTF?!
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Keisha David
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Keisha Sarah David is a media personality in Trinidad and Tobago. She can currently be heard on TV6’s Morning Edition Programme where she presents the morning news. She’s also the face of the programme’s newest segment... “Good Morning Port of Spain” - an interactive segment with the ‘man on the street’ intended to mimic “Good Morning America.”
Keisha's media career began at HCU Communications as a journalist with the PROBE in 2004. She then moved on to 90.1FM… operating as a member of the new radio station’s news team.
She joined CCN TV6 in 2007 as a broadcast journalist but has quickly moved up the ranks to the status of producer.
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Keisha David
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Keisha Sarah David is a media personality in Trinidad and Tobago. She can currently be heard on TV6’s Morning Edition Programme where she presents the morning news. She’s also the face of the programme’s newest segment... “Good Morning Port of Spain” - an interactive segment with the ‘man on the street’ intended to mimic “Good Morning America.”
Keisha's media career began at HCU Communications as a journalist with the PROBE in 2004. She then moved on to 90.1FM… operating as a member of the new radio station’s news team.
She joined CCN TV6 in 2007 as a broadcast journalist but has quickly moved up the ranks to the status of producer.
Dennis Wippercht, after promoting several wrestling events during 1990, joined Tim Burke in establishing the Mid-Eastern Wrestling Federation holding its first card in Pasadena, Maryland on August 2, 1991; during the event, Pain & Agony (Duane Gill & Barry Hardy) would defeat Dino Casanova & Rip Sawyer to become the first MEWF Tag Team champions.
During its early years, the promotion featured such wrestlers as Jim Neidhart, Road Warrior Hawk, The Honky Tonk Man and Jake "The Snake" Roberts, however, their cruiserweight division gained a considerable following with The Lightning Kid and Jimmy Jannetty feuding over the Light Heavyweight Championship during early 1993.
On July 8, 1995, the promotion held an event at the National Guard Armory in Annapolis, Maryland which featured Corporal Punishment, Axl Rotten, Mad Dog O'Malley and the debut of Pat Patterson, Jr. (the storyline "son" of Pat Patterson); the card was the first professional wrestling event ever held in Annapolis. [4] Expanding outside the Baltimore-area, the promotion regularly appeared at the Secret Cove, a popular restaurant and bar in southern Fairfax County, Virginia. [5]
In 1998, following a dispute with MEWF management, Corporal Punishment and Mark Shrader left the promotion taking half of its roster with them to form Maryland Championship Wrestling. After a nearly 5 year rivalry, the two promotions began working together in October 2002 and eventually co-hosted Maryland Championship Wrestling's final event at Michael's Eighth Avenue in Glen Burnie, Maryland on July 16, 2003. [9]
In early 2002, Donna Burke took over day to day running from her husband Tim and began promoting shows twice a month at Essex's North Point Flea Market [11][12] and held a memorial show for Dino Casanova on June 20, 2002.
The following year, Burke promoted a show with Ring of Honor in Glen Burnie, Maryland on January 29 [13] and World Wrestling Entertainment in Fair Hill, Maryland on July 31. [14] However, the promotion was unable to keep the fanbase of Maryland Championship Wrestling and, within several months, the promotion became inactive after its last card at Hunter's Sail Barn in Rising Sun, Maryland on October 30, 2004; this was the first wrestling event ever held in the building. [15]
^ Gallagher, Mary Grace. "Wrestle Mania". The Capital. 02 Jul 1995
^ Robberson, Tod. "Wrestling, With Reservations; Fairfax County Supervisor Says Restaurant's Wrestling Ring Is Not What Route 1 Needs". The Washington Post. 12 Jan 1997
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