Feel free to vandalize my user page all you want, but be sure to call me a shark!
File:Large white shark.jpgDoctor Zoidberg is a nasty guy with sharp teeth and a big bad stinky snout. Having a doctorate degree in shark attack studies, he has recently and skillfully attacked Jimbo Wales, the founder of Wikipedia. Because of Mr. Zoidberg's actions, he was almost banned by Jimbo before the other administrators took action and offered to pay his medical bills. Now, Zoidberg continues to attack more Wikipedians as he advances in the art of shark attacks.
MR. Shark... How is your relationship with mr Roger Moore? I heard that there were big things hap-hap-hap-happening. e.g. His next movie will be titled "Dr. Zoidberg, Nasty Shark". Please update as to the veracity of this report.
I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.
Citizen Premier 03:40, 18 May 2005 (UTC)
