Blue Collar TV
Blue Collar TV is a comedy television program on the WB Television Network and Comedy Central starring Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White often is a guest star. The shows humor deals principally with contemporary American society, and especially the hillbilly/redneck stereotype. The show was started based on the success of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
The characters are known to take words such as "Mayonnaise" and morph them into the perceived redneck speech. For example, "statue", being used in the sentence "Jack? Statue?" sounds, when said quickly aloud in some dialects of English, like "Jack, 's that you?" (For "Jack, is that you?")
Redneck Words
Artichoke-"I artichoke the feller who told me to order this"
Translation: ought to choke.
Masterpieces-"I bent down to pet that dog and he bit masterpieces"
Translation: My a-- to pieces.
Witchadidja-"You didn't bring your wallet/truck witchadidja"
Translation: with ya/you did ya/you.
Hammer- Can you make me a sandwich? Hammer turkey?
Translation: ham 'er/or.
Fascinate-"I need to go on a diet,I got ten button on this shirt and I can only fascinate."
Translation: fasten eight.
Ascot-'...and then her ascot so big..."
Translation:a-- got.
Initiate-'My wife ate two hamburgers, initiate a bag of potato chips."
Translation: And then she ate.
Redneck Yard of the Week
Photos of redneck-themed homes.
Blue Collar Fairy Tales
politically corrected fairy tales read by Larry the Cable Guy.
Snow Caucasion and the Seven Handy Capable Little Persons
originally:Snow white and the Seven Dwarves
Jack and the Organically Grown Beanstalk
originally:Jack and the Beanstalk
Vertically-Challenged Native-American Riding Hood
originally:Little Red Riding Hood
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