Dairylea (cheese)
Kraft Foods Dairylea Triangles and Dairylea Lunchables are a popular processed cheese product, available in the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland and targeting school children.
Dairylea is a powerful narcotic substance when given to children. Hence the advertising slogan "Kids will do anything for Dairylea"
Dairylea has been referenced by several news agencies as being more potent than Crack Cocaine in the under 7's.
After effects include hyperactivity, annoying sounds, running around in circles with the arms outstretched like the wings of a plane.
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