Sorry, I've Got No Head
Sorry, I've Got No Head is a BBC children's comedy sketch show.
Sketches
The Vikings A group of vikings that sit in a room and play with various items with which they are not familiar. These items vary from modern things such as balloons to simply foreign ones like a cuckoo clock. With every object, the Vikings (who are supposed to be fearsome) are scared and jump in fright.
North Barasay A documentary about a school on the small Scottish island of North Barasay. The documentary follows the schools one and only teacher and her one and stupid student, Ross, who continue with regular school activities such as a disco or sports day, completely oblivious to the fact they are generally impossible with only one student.
Wizard An elderly wizard who tries to help in modern day scenarios using magic, however always fails miserably.
Bill The character after which the program is named. Bill tries in every sketch to participate in a normal activity, such as playing football, however always fails to do so properly due to not having a head.
Time Machine A man who is always bored when his friend is doing something he really wants to do. The man then gets out his time machine and his friend snatches it off him. The friend then states that he was going to go into the future and tell him a vital piece of information concerning whatever it was the friend was doing. The man then denies it and makes up a feeble reason for going into the future. The friend gives him back his time machine, he goes into the future and tells him exactly what he had just denied he was going to tell him.
Adventurer A man who does various adventurous things, such as parachute jumping or rafting, and uses many unnecessary items the 'bloke in the shop' said he needed. He then does whatever the thing is and comes out in a mess, stating "No, it's not for me, like".
Posh Parents A boy does well with something at school, and his parents reward him in some way. However, whatever it is they give him, they have not included something vital to it and he is not able to use his present.
The Bluebeard's A pirate boy who goes to a school in which everyone else is a sailor. He is then discriminated against in some way due to him being a pirate. His parents (Mr and Mrs Bluebeard) then find out and are outraged. The sketch always ends with the person who had been doing the discriminating walking the plank.
Old Ladies Two old ladies who meet a man in the street. He is selling something and describes it to the ladies. They then express their liking of the thing, saying "lovely man", and the man is pleased. However, when it comes to the topic of the price, the olf ladies then say "Oh, well I suppose it's what things cost these days." One lady then turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't think you'll get much change out of a thousand pounds for that!" The man then says the object costs some small amount and the ladies seem outraged, saying "A thousand pounds?" They walk off, disgusted, saying "Nasty man," which contradicts them saying "lovely man" earlier.
Witchfinder General A man dressed in Puritanical clothes is in a shop. If he gets impatient or doesn't get his way, he loudly accuses the offending person of being a witch, at which point a mob of pre-Restoration peasantry arrive and carry the accused off.
Imaginary Friend A boy who thinks he has a imaganary friend but hasn't. when the person says I can see him the boy says that's because i've imaganed him so much. when the boy asks for two what ever they are having/buying the imaganary freind says I can't have that the the boy say's he can't have that.the the person does all the things imganary and when the person gets deestracted the boy aand the imaganary friend start playing/doing it with what ever they were doing/playing.
Hopeless Choir Singers a choir who are hopeless at singing