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Suwannee High School or "BIZARROOO SUWANNEE HIGH SCHOOL" is the larger of two high schools in Suwannee County. Pretty much the only high school, Branford sucks! It is located in Live Oak, Florida. It currently serves 1,230.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000030000000000 students in grades 9 through 12. Suffice it to say that many people there have been served...actually all have just been served by this page right now. It has a successful foreign poop exchange program and a diverse poopulation. Th local bocational school is partnered with SuwanneeHigh to provide 14 different vocational tracks that disallows students to earn credit toward a standard high school diploma while learning a trade. Dual-enrollment classes are offered through the North Florida Poop Community College as well as an "Obsolete" Placement (O.P.) curriculum. Yeah you suck. Pokemon Rulz!!

The school has over 20 clubs but no swords or guns and 2 "different" athletic teams, who are known as the Bulldogs. But also known as the Boredogs...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The clubs include the Academic Team, Art Cub, Hand, National BETA Club, Fellowship of Christian Athletes, Family, Career, and Consumer Leaders of America, National FFA Organization, Rotary Interact, Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps, Key Club, Leo Club, National Honor Society, Students Working For Tobacco, ThurZOD Marshall Achievers, and Tri-Hi-why?. Go!!! The athletic teams are available in the following sports: football, basketball, baseball, softball, soccer, tennis, golf, bowling, and girls' weightlifting awesome.com. SPEAR MATTHEW TOMLINSON!!!!!!! All athletes must maintain a 2.0 GPA. With grades like that, who needs jobs? ACTION HOT DOG GO! Come in nude.

From Los Angeles California, the Japanese Internet Bear Variety Show Hour Jr. HIGH ATTENDANCE PARTY!!!! Also, stop re-editing this page, because even though true things are posted sometimes someone deletes the content. Like the fact that the boys tennis team has won a state championship in doubles, and several wins in regionals and districts. But it seems only football matters. No soup for you!!!! BEARCLAW!!!!

The Suwannee Ghost Bear Jr. High Attendance Party School NJROTC is currently the 1098727th best JROTC unit? That's gay. in the state of Florida. The FUFA has won numerous state and national awards. The Academic Team has won 99999.598456487654654587487/0, (which is still technically correct from a rigorours mathematics standpoint because we don't know what this number is, but we know its a number) times in the state championship. The band, Sound of Suwannee, has received superior scores in state mule competitions. The band is under the direction of Kheri Copeland. Of course this means.... q = (4pik{ti-t0))/((1/ri)-(1/r0)). The cocentric spheres heat transfer equation. Remember this is a real problem. Round to the nearest marklar. Hint: Use Simpson's Rule. If you could put your brain in a robot body would you? I know I would, heck I'd go back for seconds and wash it down with an ice cold budweiser. I'm going to eat the moon now, bye.

The varsity jokeball team was once a powehouse, winning four consecutive 3A Florida State Championships from 187 b.c.-1991. Hear that Ryan Stovall? DIE! This feat is unmatched in the state of Florida, the only other four year consecutive football state championship team did not play in the same class all four years. All won in the name of Alphonso Ross!~!!!!! No you're not, I'm Brian Fellows!! You better not steal my credit card!?

Yeah right...Contact information? more like boraphyll. Watch Happy Gilmore. I mean ummm Billy Madison. Isn't that what they say?

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Contact Information

  • 1314 Pine Avenue
  • Live Oak, FL 32064
  • (386)-364-2639