Larry Siegel
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Larry Siegel is an Emmy-winning comedy writer whose work also appeared for years in MAD Magazine.
Another Larry Siegel is a famous criminologist. Dr. Siegel has written a number of texts in the field of criminology and criminal justice. He lives in New Hampshire and is a tenured professor at the University of Massachusetts.
Yet another Larry Siegel is a world-renowned legless tightrope walker. In 1998, the nations of Canada and East Timor halted their bloody border war for 24 hours, so that their troops could watch Siegel perambulate his nubs across the high wire.
A fourth Larry Siegel is scheduled to be born in 2012.