List of Kenny vs. Spenny episodes

This is a list of episodes for the comedy reality series Kenny vs. Spenny.

Pilot

Number	Episode Competition	Winner	Episode highlights	Humiliation
Pilot	Who Can Gain the Most Weight?	Kenny (cheated: 16 lbs-8 lbs)	Kenny switched Spenny's protein powder with weight loss powder causing Spenny to lose weight. Kenny also crushed up laxatives and put them in the weight loss milkshake powder. Kenny would have won the competition even if he had not cheated as Spenny's final weigh-in would be 14.	Spenny ruined the ending of Unbreakable by telling people waiting in line to buy tickets how it ends.

Season One

Number	Episode Competition	Winner	Episode highlights	Humiliation
101	Who Is the Best Fashion Designer?	Kenny	Both guys were responsible for creating several looks which would be displayed for a group of judges. Spenny used the flags of different nations to make a series of outfits for men. Kenny bought various items at the dollar store and put them together to make a series of outfits for women. Just prior to his runway show, two of Spenny's models quit, forcing him to seek help from people passing on the street. The judges unanimously picked Kenny's collection.	Spenny walked the streets in one of Kenny's bikini creations.
102	Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?	Kenny	Kenny used a bright light visor, an earpiece that beeped when he tilted his head and drank lots of coffee. Kenny had also used different methods to use little energy. Spenny sought to win by using his willpower. After 81 hours, 12 minutes, 23 seconds, Spenny had fallen asleep.	Spenny had to serve as Kenny's bathroom attendant.
103	Who Is the Better Cook?	Kenny (3-0)	Both guys were responsible for creating a meal to serve to a trio of judges. In a role reversal, Kenny vowed not to cheat (confident he could defeat his friend) while Spenny received instructions during the competition through a hidden earpiece from a professional chef. In the end, the judges unanimously preferred Kenny's ribs to Spenny's undercooked duck.	Spenny ate cat food, after much gagging.
104	Who Can Stand Up the Longest?	Kenny (cheated)	Kenny used various contraptions to aid his standing; it was debated throughout the show whether this was cheating or not. In a final stand-off, Kenny put itching powder on Spenny's standing spot before the competition.	Spenny bit off a piece of Kenny's toenail. Also, Kenny spat in the bottle of mouthwash he knew Spenny would use after biting Kenny's yellow nails.
105	Who Can Sit on a Cow the Longest?	Kenny (arguably cheated)	Kenny threw a toy dog at Spenny's cow, scaring it. Kenny also visited the cattle farm prior to the competition date and arranged to have a docile cow for himself, and a rather skittish cow selected for Spenny.	Spenny was covered in cow manure.
106	Who Is the Sanest?	Spenny (3-1)	Kenny tried various methods to get Spenny upset in time for the visits with the psycologists, including switching Spenny's decaf coffee with regular coffee, and random acts of violence. Kenny complained that two of the judges that voted for Spenny were themselves crazy.	Kenny went streaking through the streets.
107	Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?	Spenny ($1234.31 to $67.00)	During the course of the competition Spenny tried to earn money through manual labour. He cleaned a warehouse, sold roses, and washed windshields for meager sums of money. In a final attempt to improve his earnings, Spenny bet all his money at the race track and won. Meanwhile, Kenny offered various businesses a chance to advertise on the show and made thousands of dollars. However, the show's lawyer informed Kenny that he was legally obligated to split this money with Spenny, effectively cancelling out his earnings.	Kenny drank a coffee brewed with Spenny's underwear.
108	Who Does She Like Better?	Kenny (cheated)	For this competition, both guys were supposed to date the same girl and let her decide who she likes better. However, Kenny arranged to have the girl date an unattractive man who pretended to be Spenny, while the real Spenny dated one of Kenny's friends. In the end, both women chose Kenny.	Spenny received a beating from a transvestite dominatrix.
109	Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?	Kenny (cheated)	Kenny planted a third blindfold for Spenny to find, tricking him into thinking he had taken his off. Kenny also avoided wearing the blindfold for most of the competition.	Spenny endured Kenny's bad breath for 60 seconds.
110	Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?	Spenny (2-0 in best of three)	Kenny cheated by claiming to have written a Walt Whitman poem, and switched Spenny's tap shoes with a smaller pair.	Spenny leashed and walked Kenny like a dog.
111	Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?	Spenny (8-7)	The duo had a competition in which they had to race to the top of the CN Tower. Spenny ran the entire way up, whereas Kenny lagged behind and took the elevator. The competition was obviously a win for Spenny, but it tired him out for the remaining competitions.	Kenny walked up the steps of the CN Tower.
112	Who Can Lose the Most Weight?	Kenny (cheated: 17.5 lbs-17.0 lbs)	At the first weigh-in, Kenny hid a solder halo in his hair. During the competition, he injected a medication which can cause constipation into Spenny's food.	Spenny gave a spongebath to an old man.
113	Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?	Kenny (arguably cheated)	Kenny tricked Spenny into removing the handcuffs by "agreeing" to a draw, but winking into the camera. Spenny accepted the crew's decision that Kenny had not actually agreed to the draw.	Spenny attempted to "pick up" women with an extremely large fake herpes sore painted on his face.
114	Who Can Put On the Best Concert?	Kenny (cheated: 3-0)	Kenny called Spenny's band, and informed the band that the show was cancelled using a fake message created from voice clips from the Kenny vs. Spenny editing studios.	Spenny stood in the middle of the street, in costume, and sang Kenny's song.
115	Who Is the Best Parent?	Kenny (cheated)	Kenny switched his already dead doll with Spenny's doll.	Spenny dressed up as a baby and sat in a crib on a busy downtown sidewalk.
116	Who Do Kids Like Most?	Kenny (6-1)	Kenny bribed the kids by promising them a pile gifts he had, which were actually empty boxes. Feeling guilty for tricking them, he did give them gift cards in the end.	Spenny bobbed for apples out of Kenny's toilet bowl.
117	Who Is the Strongest?	Kenny (default - Spenny injured)	Kenny convinced Spenny that Miriam (Kenny's sister, competing against Spenny in this competition) was taking steroids, and Spenny allegedly injured his arm.	Spenny received an "atomic wedgie".
118	Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?	Spenny (5-0)	Kenny invited Spenny's uncle over to the dinner with the judges while Spenny was wearing woman's attire.	Kenny "walked the streets" in an area known for prostitution while wearing a female costume.
119	Who Is the Better Actor?	Kenny (cheated)	Kenny got someone else to act as himself, and gave Spenny a flat tire on his van so he couldn't watch the performance.	Spenny had a dozen eggs thrown at him (including one hard boiled).
120	Who Is the Best Male Stripper?	Spenny (5-0)	Kenny said at the start he was going to let Spenny win out of pity, in an attempt to cause Spenny to pull out of the competition and preserve his dignity.	Spenny used pliers to rip out some of Kenny's body hair.
121	Who Is the Best Figure Skater?	Spenny (default - Kenny faked an injury)	Kenny faked a broken leg and got Spenny to tend to him for the entire episode.	No "official" humiliation - but Spenny urinated on Kenny's bed.
122	First One to Use Their Arms Loses?	Kenny (arguably cheated)	Kenny walked around with a dwarf friend tied to his chest and had him throw Spenny's guitar off the roof, causing Spenny to use his arms to catch it.	Spenny smelled Kenny's sweaty armpit for five seconds.
123	Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?	Draw (both forfeited)	Kenny used a smuggled magnifying glass to start a fire. The duo agreeded to forfeit after a verbal fight turned physical, making the crew break it off.	Kenny and Spenny French kissed each other for five seconds (humiliation imposed by the film crew).
124	Who Can Win a Court Case?	Kenny	Kenny took Spenny to court to claim he was owed money. Kenny called Spenny's camera crew as witnesses that Spenny admitted owing him money.	Kenny spat in Spenny's face.
125	Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?	Draw	Kenny agreed to live in the back of the van with various electrical equipment, while Spenny drove and stayed in the front seat, knowing he hated Kenny's driving. After some time, Spenny agreed to switch areas, taking the keys with him. Kenny had made a duplicate key, but his electric equipment had drained the battery. After the battery failed to be charged by a "boost", the vehicle had to be towed.	No humiliation.
126	Who Is the Better Boxer?	Spenny (Kenny forfeited)	Kenny locked Spenny alone in a closet for over a day. Kenny felt bad and let him go and forfeited.	Kenny urinated in his pants. It should also be noted that Spenny threw his bucket of shit in Kenny's face upon release.

^ a: In the mini-comps competition, Spenny (9 wins) urinated longer (Kenny disqualified); jumped on a pogo stick more times (5-2); won rock, paper, scissors; stared longer (only shown on Season 1 DVD); held his breath longer; bowled a better game (146-105); scored higher on the pinball machine (only shown on television); climbed the CN Tower stairs faster (Kenny did not climb) and won the 100-metre dash. Kenny (8 wins) stood on his head longer; blew a bigger gum bubble; won the spelling bee; stuffed more marshmallows in his mouth (15-10); had a higher sperm count (caused Spenny not to give a sample); climbed a flight of stairs faster; spat a grape a further distance (arguably cheated, only shown on television) and won the wrestling match (12-4).
^ b: Although these episodes were filmed as part of season one, they actually appear on the season two DVDs.

Season Two

Number	Episode Competition	Winner	Episode highlights	Humiliation
201	Who Can Drink More Beer?	Kenny (cheated)	Kenny drank non-alcoholic beer and vomited next to Spenny whilst he was passed out to make him think that he himself had vomited. (Rules of the contest stated that if either vomited, they would be disqualified.)	Spenny ate Kenny's vomit (believing it was his own).
202	Who Can Stay Naked the Longest?	Kenny (arguably cheated)	Spenny bought Kenny a first class ticket to Las Vegas, but Kenny changed the reservation date using Spenny's credit card. Kenny went out under an umbrella with a curtain hanging from it. After Spenny refused to take off his wrist watch, Kenny got a giant watch to wear around his waist until Spenny agreed to take his watch off. After Kenny hired three leathermen to come over and abuse Spenny, Spenny decided to hide in the basement for the rest of the competition. While he was down there, Kenny set all the clocks in the house ahead five minutes so Spenny would think the competition was over and put on clothes early.	Spenny stood on a busy street corner dressed as a town crier and proclaimed to have a small penis.
203	Who Has the Biggest Balls?	Spenny (Kenny forfeited)	To make Spenny scared of him, Kenny ran into Spenny's room and trashed his belongings. Kenny forfeited to stop Spenny from jumping off a cliff into water to prove that he has the biggest balls. It should be noted that, as Kenny and Spenny walked back to the van, the production crew expressed a belief that Spenny would not have really jumped, as "he [didn't] have the balls."	Kenny licked bird feces off of the windshield of the production van.
204	Who do Old People Like More?	Kenny (3-0)	Three old ladies spent time with each guy as judges. Spenny took them to a financial seminar and fitness class. Kenny treated them to manicures, and brought them to meet his family, including a man with Down Syndrome who pretended to be Kenny's brother, "Lenny."	Spenny participated in a seniors' water aerobics class while wearing a woman's bathing suit.
205	Who Can Dance the Longest?	Kenny	Kenny said the competition would start after he changed his shoes; then he sneaked out of the house. Spenny started dancing. A day later Kenny, came back to change shoes and the competition began. After hours of dancing, Spenny gave up.	Spenny dressed up as a cheerleader and performed several self-denigrating cheers.
206	First One to Talk Loses	Spenny	Spenny used a parabolic microphone to eavesdrop on Kenny. Kenny used a text-to-speech program on a laptop to talk for him. Kenny invited Spenny's cousin over on a date to get Spenny to speak in anger, but instead spoke himself while trying to make out with her.	Kenny had his mouth washed out with soap.
207	Who Is Funnier?	Kenny	Kenny mailed Spenny a fake letter from the Ministry of Health, informing him that he may have HIV to demoralize him. Kenny then used the practical joke as his entry for the competition. Spenny attempted to perform stand-up comedy, but was too upset to do his routine. Mark Breslin was the sole judge of the competition. Once Spenny found out that his HIV scare was part of Kenny's plan, Spenny destroyed Kenny's clothing, and slashed his leather jacket.	Spenny performed oral sex on a condom-covered cucumber.
208	Who Can Kiss More Women?	Kenny (420-33)	A girl Spenny met during the competition attempted to help him get more kisses, and the two seemed to be starting a relationship. Spenny then began to suspect she might be working for Kenny, and as a result Spenny got rid of her. Kenny later revealed that he did not have anything to do with the girl.	Spenny kissed the buttocks and testicles of a horse statue.
209	Who Can Win a Rat Race?	Spenny	Kenny kidnapped Sally the rat (Spenny's rat). Spenny retaliated by stealing his valuable vinyl records, which angered Kenny into pretending to kidnap Spenny's mother, who he exchanged for his records. Kenny then used a capybara, claiming it was a "South American Jungle Rat".	Kenny had a live rat placed in his underwear.
210	Who Is the Better Journalist?	Spenny (default - Kenny did not show)	Kenny tried to create fake news stories by hiring actors that look like famous people, including fake Beyonce Knowles, however he failed to appear at the judging because he was apparently having sex with her in his bedroom	Kenny sat on a toilet placed on the sidewalk of a busy street.
211	Who Can Sell More Bibles?	Kenny (7-0)	Kenny tricked Spenny into thinking his children's film script was bought by Hollywood executives. Spenny, thinking that his script offer was real, bought seven Bibles from Kenny to prove he was serious about quitting the show to become a Hollywood screenwriter.	Spenny flew to Los Angeles and waited at the airport in vain for non-existent Hollywood executives to pick him up.
212	First One to be Mean Loses	Draw	Kenny disguised apparently mean acts as "nice", such as giving Spenny the gift of a parrot to annoy him. The two assigned a referee after agreeing they would never concur on whether an act was mean. Spenny then consumed several tranquilizers to prevent himself from being mean.	No humiliation (draw); however, Kenny dressed Spenny up as a clown and urinated on him while he was unconscious.
213	Who Is the Better Rapper?	Spenny (2-1)	Kenny created a fake crime scene at their home to look like a drive by shooting caused by Spenny's remarks made to a gang. Kenny had hired an actor to play a police officer but Spenny saw through the act by noting the officers dirty shoes. He subsequently went along with the whole ordeal (relocating to a hotel room) making Kenny believe that he would not show up to the rap off. Spenny does show up however, and wins with help from the Rice Cakes.	Spenny had "Kenny is a Loser" displayed on a large outdoor TV screen along with some very unflattering pictures. Spenny became annoyed after realizing that narcissistic Kenny actually enjoyed the attention.

Season Three

Number	Episode Competition	Winner	Episode highlights	Humiliation
301	First One to Laugh Loses	Spenny	Both players agreed to give their attention to each other's attempts at making one another laugh. Spenny had a mutual friend humiliate himself in front of Kenny. Results of competition were decided by reviewing the video in slow motion, as Kenny and Spenny both laughed at nearly the same moment.	Kenny ate one of Spenny's freshly picked "boogers".
302	Who Do Gay Guys Like More?	Draw	Spenny's date consisted of him truthfully relating his opinions and experiences with homosexuality to the gay judge. Kenny pretended to be gay and claimed that Spenny was in the closet. Ultimately, the lone gay judge chose "neither" after walking out on his date with Kenny when Kenny took his act too far.	Kenny and Spenny were each "teabagged" on the forehead (humiliation imposed by the film crew).
303	Who Can Wear A Dead Octopus On Their Head The Longest?	Kenny (cheated)	Kenny took the octopus off his head and attached the tentacles to his hat to make it look like he was still wearing it. Also, Kenny dosed Spenny with LSD, leading to Spenny releasing the octopus into the lake.	Spenny ate sushi off of Kenny's naked buttocks (DVD alternate humiliation: Spenny inserted his condom-covered tongue into the rectum of the cat Kenny tried to use to remove Spenny's octopus earlier in the episode).
304	Who Can Win a Ten Mile Race?	Spenny	Kenny tricked Spenny into believing that Kenny's mother was dead, so that Spenny would go to a fake funeral miles away from the race track. Spenny managed to drive back to the track and still beat Kenny	Kenny received a spanking on his bare buttocks from his mother.
305	Who Can Lift More Weight With Their Genitals?	Kenny (Spenny forfeited)	Kenny lifted 5 fake bricks with his genitals which Spenny believed were real. Spenny supposedly quit the show and moved out having had enough of Kenny's games. Kenny held tryouts for Spenny's position. In the end Spenny agreed to stay on the show but ultimately lost the competition.	Spenny sucked on the nipples of mutual friend Bobby.
306	Who Is Cooler?	Kenny	Kenny faked a drug overdose causing Spenny to lose his cool during judgement. Although Spenny's attempts at being cool would have lost him the competition anyway.	Spenny stood naked in a meat freezer.
307	Who Can Produce More Semen?	Kenny (arguably cheated)	Kenny got semen from other crew members and collected semen from used condoms in alleyways. In addition, Kenny stole an x-ray machine and irradiated Spenny. Just before the final verdict, Spenny filled his beaker with hair conditioner, which fooled Kenny; however, he couldn't go through with cheating and quickly admitted what he had done.	Kenny tried to get Spenny to drink the semen he collected, but Spenny refused. Kenny then splashed Spenny with the semen.
308	Who Can Stay in a Haunted House the Longest?	Spenny	Before entering the house, Spenny went to specialists on the supernatural in hopes of resolving his fears while Kenny went to a different specialist on the supernatural in hopes of gaining the skills to conjure up the devil. While in the house, Kenny played many tricks on Spenny in hopes of scaring him out of the house. In a last ditch effort to prevent his fears from taking over, Spenny handcuffed himself to a chain link in a room. Kenny went to the room next door and attempted to raise the devil in a ritualistic fashion. What followed was a loud bang which caused Kenny and the crew to run out of the house. The loud bang turned out to be a crane from the next building.	Kenny dressed in and modeled women's lingerie in a store window.
309	Who Can Make a Better Porno?	Kenny	Kenny makes a series of funny pornographic series to win over Spenny’s routine porn.	Spenny performed anal sex on one of Kenny's inflatable male sex dolls.
310	Who Can Catch a Bigger Fish?	Kenny (cheated)	Prior to the competition, Kenny visited the owner of the boat and paid him off to go to an area with no fish, and to go through with his plan. Also during his trip, Kenny had filmed himself catching a dead fish. Later on during the actual competition, Kenny pushed Spenny into the lake, drove away, and left him for 30 minutes. Afterwards, the boat drove back and retrieved Spenny and Kenny showed him the tape made beforehand of him catching the fish.	Spenny's head was wrapped in clingfilm while he pressed his face into a hanging pig's buttocks.
311	Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?	Kenny	Kenny besmirched Spenny's character while imitating him thus provoking Spenny to break out of character too many times.	Kenny, through an earpiece, made Spenny say rude things to unsuspecting people on the street.
312	Who Can Stay Homeless the Longest?	Kenny (arguably cheated)	During the contest Kenny visited his bank and withdrew money without his card so he could dine in a restaurant. Spenny was arrested after hitting Kenny in front of two police officers, causing him to spend the night in a cell, thus losing the competition. (Rules stated that they must sleep outside).	Kenny kneed Spenny in the groin.
313	Arm Wrestling Competition	Kenny	Although Kenny attempted to cheat by finding a child with the name Spencer Rice and arm wrestling him, Spenny and Kenny arm wrestled at the end of the competition. Spenny was easily defeated by Kenny (using right hands, despite Kenny being left-handed) even though he had trained for the entire episode.	The replacement Spencer Rice lost and was hosed down with ice cubes down his pants. Then baby food was poured on his head and a pie smashed in his face. When the real Spenny ended up losing he had to stick his hand in a public bathroom toilet and unplug it. The toilet was nearly overflowing with urine, feces and other garbage.

Season Four

Number	Episode Competition	Winner	Episode highlights	Humiliation
401	First Guy to Get a Boner Loses.	Kenny (arguably cheated)	Kenny got a nerve blocking injection into his penis, preventing him from getting an erection. After some time without erections, the two agreed to get simultaneous lap dances, each choosing a stripper for the other. Kenny remained unable to get an erection, but chose a male stripper for Spenny. Spenny ultimately got an erection from the dancer's grinding, claiming he got it from watching Kenny's female stripper.	Spenny had bees poured onto his crotch.
402	Who Can Blow the Biggest Fart?	Kenny	Kenny put flatulence-reducing powder in chili Spenny ate. Kenny manually pumped air into his colon, producing louder and longer farts to psych out Spenny; however, these farts were not measured, as they expelled air, not flatus.	Spenny was forced to lie down while James McAndrew, the "National Farting Champion of Canada" repeatedly farted in his face.
403	Who Can Make the Best Viral Video?	Kenny (10,348-8,175 hits)	Each roommate shot several video options. Kenny chose "Kenny on Paris Hilton" for the title, showing him dancing via greenscreen on a Hilton hotel balcony in Paris. Spenny chose "Spenny drinks pee", after his crew insisted on it.	Spenny was forced to lick the doorhandle of an adult video store.
404	Who Can Eat the Most Meat?	Spenny (15.0-14.6 lbs)	Kenny was forced to stop eating when he got food poisoning. Spenny worked out while eating and edged out Kenny, who could not eat due to his sickness.	Kenny was forced to make out with an old lady.
405	First Guy to Get A Stain Loses	Kenny	After repeatedly having to clarify the rules and start over, the contest was changed to "Whoever Has the Most Stains Loses". Kenny and Spenny competed in four high-risk stain competitions, in which Kenny handily defeated Spenny.	Spenny was rolled down a hill in a plastic sphere with dog feces inside.
406	Who Can Be Tied to a Goat the Longest?	Kenny	Kenny used a very long rope, and used various methods to upset Spenny's goat. Kenny then bought a skinned lamb at the butcher and pretended he had killed his goat, causing Spenny to quit in disgust.	Spenny, in a goat costume, was humped by his own goat.
407	Who Can Handle More Torture?	Spenny (5-2)	In a series of torture mini-comps, Kenny avoided doing any torture either by cheating or forfeiting, allowing Spenny to humiliate himself many times, while accepting only the one humiliation for losing the competition.	Kenny had to do improvisation, which he hates.
408	First Guy to Stop Singing Loses	Kenny (cheated)	Spenny used his singing to try to raise money for a community centre. Kenny tried to use costumes to keep his singing interesting and rested his voice by lip syncing with a choir. He then sprayed Windex in Spenny's mouth to make him stop singing.	Kenny acted as an organ grinder on the street while Spenny, wearing a diaper, fez, and coat, acted like a monkey to collect money.
409	Who Can Be Obese the Longest?	Kenny (cheated)	The guys wore weight vests to see who could carry an extra 80 lbs. the longest. Kenny ordered a padded weight vest on the show's budget while Spenny used a regular vest with barbells and other weights tied to it. Kenny took the weights out of his vest after the initial weighing. He then donned makeup and a fat suit and left the house. Kenny also wore a false finger, covering a finger he is missing; this caused Spenny to think it was a decoy. He used a lipstick camera and saw Kenny still in his room without his weights on, and took his own weights off. However, the man in Kenny's room was actually the lookalike decoy.	Spenny lay beneath Kenny and acted as a human bidet by spitting water.
410	Who Can Commit the Most Crime?	Spenny 14-82 (Kenny disqualified)	Spenny preferred to stick to more politically correct, "good" crimes, until he became drunk while drinking in public. Although Kenny had a large lead, he received a parking ticket from a police officer, and was disqualified for being "busted".	Kenny was held in stocks in public while Spenny and others threw tomatoes at his face (Spenny got a tomato thrown at him by a bystander).

^ c: In the torture competition, Spenny (5 wins) drank a bottle of hot sauce faster (Kenny forfeited); removed a roll of duct tape from his body faster (Kenny forfeited); had his head crushed further in a vice (Kenny disqualified); put a hot dog further up his rectum (Kenny only pretended); and was hit by children for longer as a human piñata (Kenny forfeited). Kenny (2 wins) received more shocks from an electric dog collar (7-4 beeps, cheated - disabled shocking on his collar); and took more abuse from a dominatrix (cheated - was not actually being abused). Two competitions were cancelled: The competition to see who could take more body checks was cancelled after Spenny took several checks from hockey players because their time on the ice expired. A competition to hold a ventriloquist dummy's fake penis in their mouth for longer, Spenny did so (sucking it) for 35 minutes before Kenny convinced him the competition would go on for hours and they agreed to cut it.

Season Five

Number	Episode Competition	Winner	Episode highlights	Humiliation
501	Who Can Keep a Dump in their Pants the Longest?	Kenny (both cheated)	Both Kenny and Spenny wore a diaper in which they defecated. Kenny used various methods to dry out his feces, though it accidentally dropped out of his diaper, and he replaced it without telling Spenny. He then tricked Spenny into purchasing laxatives, giving Spenny diarrhea. A small bit of diarrhea dripped out of Spenny's diaper, but he cleaned it. Spenny then taped waterproof pants over his diaper to keep the feces in. In order to settle the competition, they engaged in a series of activities that involved "slamming" their behinds. Spenny's diaper eventually burst.	Spenny cleaned the windows of their production company building, wearing nothing but a safety harness.
502	Who Can Bone More Women?	Kenny (arguably cheated)	Eight women came to the house and the guys tried to get physically intimate with them as much as possible. Points were awarded based on the "baseball" sexual metaphor: one, two, and three points were awarded for getting to first, second, or third base respectively. Ten points were awarded for hitting a home run. Spenny decided to stick with one girl who said she wanted to help him win. He repeatedly went to third base with her while Kenny had relatively little luck with the other ladies. It seemed Spenny had won the competition 22-7. However, at Kenny's humiliation, Kenny revealed that the girl Spenny had stuck with was actually a pre-op transsexual Kenny had hired. Since "she" was not a woman, none of Spenny's points with "her" counted.	Spenny was going to have Kenny masturbate on camera. There was no humiliation for Spenny (other than Kenny's revelation).
503	Who Can Wear a Gorilla Suit the Longest?	Kenny (arguably cheated)	Kenny acted like a gorilla for much of the episode, acting violent towards Spencer. Spenny planned to trap Kenny in a sauna, but Kenny trapped Spenny instead while he was preparing. Spenny also planned to pour ants into Kenny's suit, but Kenny poured them into Spenny's instead. Kenny finally lit Spenny's mask on fire, forcing him to take it off.	Kenny tied Spenny (wearing the gorilla suit) to the hood of a Jeep and drove him around Toronto.
504	Who Can Piss Off More People?	Kenny	Spenny wore a disguise to try to remain anonymous and enlisted the help of an "asshole" friend for advice. He insulted people, tried to overcharge them for ice cream, startle them, and gave out tickets dressed as a police officer. Kenny began with similar activities, stealing people's frisbees and balls, but moved on to bigger stunts. He pretended his van had broken down in the middle of a busy downtown Toronto intersection, and left it there; he acted as a fan of the visiting team at a Toronto Blue Jays game, and pretended to beat up the team mascot; and finally, he hired a plane to tow a banner reading "Jesus Sucks!" over the city, being deemed to have effectively pissed off "the whole city".	Spenny ate a cracker with a friend's pubic hair shaved onto it.
505	First Guy to Touch the Ground Loses	Spenny	Both Kenny and Spenny wore various apparatuses on their feet to avoid touching the ground. The crew could not help the guys. Kenny got a bodybuilder to carry him up the stairs while Spenny was having trouble with his makeshift flowerpot shoes. Kenny used a wheelchair and a Segway to get around. Spenny planned to go out on a friend's boat after Kenny had fallen asleep. Spenny waited in a harness chair, but while he was waiting, Kenny knocked away anything Spenny could use to walk on, leaving him stranded in the harness. Kenny tormented Spenny in the style of a James Bond villain, shooting him with pellets, tennis balls and pennies, throwing live crabs at him, and placing an electric eel in a pool under the harness. While taunting Spenny, however, Kenny lost control of his Segway and fell off.	Kenny played with his penis in front of his mother.
506	Who's the Best Pro Wrestler?	Kenny	Each guy had to create a professional wrestling persona and fight a match against an actual wrestler. Spenny paired up with Tyson Dux, and Kenny paired up with Celine Jian. Spenny, a wrestling fan, worked hard on a choreographed fight with Dux, creating the persona "The Nice Guy", and had an inspirational talk with The Iron Sheik. Kenny tried to avoid learning any difficult moves, and created a monster character called "Yarp Yarp". During Spenny's match, Kenny and Jian arrived unannounced and joined Dux in attacking Spenny. Spenny was confused and demanded they stop. Afterwards, the judge decided that, while Kenny's persona was stupid, Spenny's breaking character was a "cardinal sin" of wrestling, and declared him the loser.	Spenny was put naked into the ring and The Iron Sheik attacked him with a fake hammer and attempted to sodomize him with a beer bottle.
507	Who's the Best Soldier?	Kenny	A Canadian Forces drill sergeant put the guys through basic training in order to judge who was the best soldier. Kenny intentionally slacked off and acted like a poor soldier so that he could appear to be improving as the competition progressed. Spenny, on the other hand, started out strong but became rattled by Kenny when the corporal charged him with getting Kenny to act properly. The guys were put through an obstacle course where Kenny faked an injury, and target practice at a shooting range where Kenny excelled and Spenny was ejected for unsafe gun practices. The corporal decided that Spenny was too easily rattled and declared Kenny the winner.	Spenny laid topless in a kiddie pool and the crew all vomited on him.
508	Who's the Better Jew?	Spenny	Kenny bragged about and showed off his strong Jewish upbringing and knowledge of Hebrew. Spenny admitted being a bad Jew in the past and enlisted the help of a rabbi to aid him in discovering his Jewish history, but was consistently confused by the practices and theories behind Judaism. Kenny staged a "Jew-bilee" telethon and gave $1,800 of alleged donations to the synagogue of the rabbi acting as judge of the competition. In the final judgment, Spenny admitted his past failures as a Jew and explained his journey for the previous few days, and declared himself a "failure as a Jew" at that time. Kenny told the rabbi his personal and family history. The rabbi used a parable to explain that while Kenny knew more, Spenny was a better Jew because he was headed in the right direction.	Kenny ate a pig's snout while drinking milk, in conflict with Kashrut.
509	Who Do Disabled People Like More?	Kenny (cheated 3-0)	Three disabled judges spent a day with each of the guys; one with TAR syndrome, one hearing impaired, and one with a visual impairment (retinitis pigmentosa). Spenny attempted to take them to voice any concerns they might have to the mayor of Toronto, but he was not in his office when they arrived. He instead took them swimming and threw a party. Kenny called himself Spenny in front of the judges, and made efforts to be unlikeable, hoping to get the judges to vote for Spenny, but mistakenly use the name "Kenny". Kenny took the judges to an art gallery, had them play instruments and sing in a band, and raced a go kart while they watched. Two judges mistakenly voted for "Kenny", intending to vote for Spenny; the third judge, secretly a fan of the show, was aware of and impressed by Kenny's strategy, and voted for him anyway.	A police attack dog attacked Spenny's crotch while he wore a protective suit.
510	Who Can Smoke More Weed?	Draw	Kenny and Spenny purchased a large amount of marijuana and continually smoked it in various "toke rooms" around the house. At one point, their smoke alarm went off, and a fire truck came by, spooking Spenny into thinking that it was the police. The crew created the "crazy wheel" where the boys had to do whatever task it landed on, such as toking, impersonating a character or solving a math equation. By the end, they were both so intoxicated that they lost track of the amount of marijuana they had smoked, resulting in a draw.	The crew made Kenny and Spenny take a nude bath together.

Season Six

Number	Episode Competition	Winner	Episode highlights	Humiliation
601	Who Can 69 the Longest?	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	Who Can Produce the Best Musical?	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	Who Do Black Guys Like More?	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	Who Can Bang The Other One's Mother?	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	Who's The Biggest Idiot?	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	Who Can Keep His Head in a Chicken Coop The Longest?	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	TBA	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	TBA	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	TBA	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	TBA	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	TBA	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
6??	TBA	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.
613	Who is the Better Coach?	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.	Episode not aired yet.

References

• Showcase Canada page for season 5.