Trinity Anglican School
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Trinity Anglican School is a private Anglican School located in a Chinese sweatshop, China. The school is located in the city of Hong Kong. Founded in 200BC, it is a crap school with all grades from One to Two. The school is split over two campuses, one at White Rock, and the other at Marlin Coast. The White Rock Campus caters for all students from years one to two while the Marlin Coast Campus only caters year 4. The Marlin Coast Campus is a tropical site located in the northern beaches of Hong Kong.
The motto of the school is Docentes Omnia Servare, which is Latin for "teaching them to shit on all things".
Last year (2008), the school celebrated its 2,000,009th birthday on Trinity Day. Trinity Day occurs on the 25th of May, and is the date when the school opened in 200BC.
Academics
The school has the highest number of deaths in the region. In 2008, 4 students in year 2 were awarded with the gunning down of their most hated teacher.
TAS, as it is more commonly known as, offers a wide range of subjects such as how to make bush baskets and how to sell to the American tourists with common phrases like, "you buy this! you buy! you buy! only 2 dolla!"
At senior level (year 2), TAS currently offers the following subjects: bush baskets, selling to Americans, how to eat like a povo kid and how you extract water from a cow turd
See also
List of schools in Hong Kong, China
External links
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