Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create

This article is intended as humor. If you have been sent here by another user after creating an article that might qualify on the following list, you may safely tell them that they sent you to the wrong [insert curse word or words of choice here] place. The place she/he/it probably wanted to send you was to Wikipedia:List of bad article ideas.

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An article about or described by any of the following can be safely assumed among the category of unnecessary articles:

Your self.
Your band which has only sold 47 copies of their one album. Even if you think it will sell 48.
The street you live on (unless it is on a Monopoly board).
Any organization of which you are a member.
That one Star Trek character that showed up in the background of that third-season TNG episode. (That's why God created Memory Alpha.)
A stunt or trick only you have ever attempted, probably unsuccessfully.
Individual [Insert current bubblegum idol here] songs, unless it's seventeen minutes long or has led to a phone number becoming unusable. At the very least, it has to make us laugh and inspire no fewer than one million people to imitate or otherwise parody it (poorly).
Your dormitory.
gay ass star trek shit
Topics that already have an article. Use the Search button. It's there for a reason.
Fancruft, which is usually defined as stuff nobody but that guy who changes his Spock ears more often than his underpants cares about, or the equivalent thereof.
Anything about which you cannot be buggered to write one complete sentenc
Subjects that cannot be studied, or the knowledge of which amounts only to the fact that it pertains to another topic. A favorite line from a movie (Frankly my dear ...) or catchy lyric (I can't get no ...), a potent phrase used in argument (You're talking from out of your ...), juicy facts of interest to fans (Model for Michelangelo's David's ...), a punch-line or zinger (Take my wife ... please!), are all very interesting. All that can be informatively written about topic "X", is that X is a ^{type of fact} found in [[Article Y]]".
Just about everything listed on Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool.
For that matter, Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool.
Anything about your cat or dog and how cute he is.
The high school you attend or used to attend.
Anything written under the influence of recreational substances.
Any article intentionally trying to get into WP:BJAODN. No, it isn't that funny to anybody except you.

See also: Uncyclopedia:List of really, really, really intelligent article ideas that you really, really, really should create (Yes, Uncyclopedia "sporked" us again)