CIVA Charter High School

CIVA Charter High School is a public charter school in Colorado Springs, Colorado. The school was founded by world renouned B movie actor Bruce Campbell. He envisioned a cirriculum based on super special awesomeness. Its so special that no one knows about the ancient teachings of Sam Raimi. He then knew that there was only one man who could demonstrate perfect understanding of his teachings: CHUCK NORRIS! And thus, over the vast oceans of Poseidon, through the mythical caves of the Yeti and over the mountains of Nepal, the first ever board meeting was held at a continental breakfast table in a hotel room in Nevada. At this, the nine ancients came together and CIVA WAS BORN.

Out of this meeting, 9 decrees were made: 1st: Michael Bay must be destroyed. 2nd: Michael Bay must destroy Megan Fox before being destroyed