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Wrestling Conspiracy Theories# 4

Because you demanded it! Collectible! Face Front! I say what you are affraid to admit to thinking! First Appearance of the Letters page! Now on to the Dirt Sheet of DOOM!

Todd Gordon better check out that xtremefightclub.com domain is for sale. Todd and the Gang haven't been doing their homework...A couple of weeks ago, when VKM fired a whole arena of people, how many applied for Unemployment Benefits? That arena of people has to rate up there with GM getting rid of 30,000 workers...If the Killer Bees reunited, would they bring in Tori Spelling as their valet? She could be known as the Spelling Bee...Ever read Black Jack Brown's wrestling column in the Sunday Chicago Sun-Times? Has anyone ever made mention it is the shits? This guy should have worked for WCW back in the day...Could you imagine this "Power" party couple, Paris Hilton and Scott Hall? Sex, drugs and dvds...Here is a free idea for VKM. A cruise ship territory. Get a old cruise ship, put a wrestling ring inside, and take people on a cruise where they can gamble and their kids could watch matches.WCW had the Bruise Cruise. This, internally, could be known as the Lose Cruise, as every gambling table is rigged. Cruise ships go out to sea for days at a time. This would be a great way for new guys to learn to work in front of a crowd and while they are off, work on their tans.I bet this would be the only developemental territory to make money...Did Vince Russo ever consider bringing back the Black Scorpion's space ship for a angle? We could have had a alien abduction and then a alien abortion all in the span of two weeks...Does anyone remember a old job guy named either Mark Justice or Mike Justice? I saw the guy on the Jake Roberts holding back Jake when Earthquake came out.My friend, BL, remembers the guy a little. I really thought the guy had talent. He had a brown perm, wore Eval knieval tights, and use to breakdance in WCW. BL says he saw a match between Justice and Trent Knight and the crowd at Center Stage shit all over Justice when he did his pre-match breakdance. Anyone ever remember the guy?...If Jerry Lawler keeps $200 grand in his jukebox, what does he keep in the toaster oven? A box of rubbers?...Steve Corino is going to open up a currency exchange so he can cash the checks that he forges...If VKM starts drug testing, does that include the creative team?...The Sandman is going to be one of the villains in the third Spider-man movie. How much time will they give him to pound a few beers and smoke a cigarette before he canes Peter Parker?...What ever happened to Goldberg was suppose to play the Absorbing Man in a Incredible Hulk movie?...In the who is smoking dope department, anyone read Jerry Jarrett's book? On page 158, he talks about Jeff Jarrett and how he can carry Ron Killings and/or Jerry Lynn to a great match. Either Jerry Jarrett is hitting the crack pipe, or he is senile.Now I know who planted the crack pipe in Jeff's luggage...There is a "time honored tradition" in wrestling. In my house, the time honored tradition is putting a new role of toilet paper out if you run out.


Letters Page

BD, 

     I received your e-mail on my plane ride to China. I think it is great and we can use a guy like you. Please send your resume care to the address below. We need a guy who can keep his mouth shut. Dick's guy dropped more names than a drunken sailor.

K.I.T.

G.W. Bush 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. USA

BD: Thanks G.W.! About the job, no thanks. I would never pass the background check. I got a ticket 5 years ago for running a stop sign!

Dear WCT, 

  I read your "newsletter" and it is complete garbage. I found more news on those shitty cut-and-paste boards on numerous other websites. I guess that old saying of any 12 year old with a phone and a typewriter can be a wrestling journalist. Don't quit your dayjob.

Willy B. Pinned Compton , Ca.

BD: Thanks Willy! Keep on Truckin'! I haven't used a typewriter in Years!

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