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Rude Britain (subtitled 100 Rudest Place Names in Britain) is a 2005 book of humour and toponymy.[1] The book (ISBN 0-7522-2581-2) is written by Rob Bailey and Ed Hurst, and published in the United Kingdom by the Pan Macmillan imprint Boxtree.

Each of the 100 names chosen by the authors is accompanied by a photograph and a placename etymology. The etymologies are often due to the island's history of repeated invasion, occupation, and assimilation, combined with a human predilection for double entendres.

Top 30

Road sign pointing to Twatt

The following is the list of the top 30 names from the book, many of which are street names and most of which incorporate body part or sexual slang:

  1. Horse Cock, Cornwall
  2. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England
  3. Bell End, Worcestershire, England
  4. Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
  5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII
  6. Fingringhoe, Essex, England
  7. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
  8. Shitterton, Dorset, England
  9. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England
  10. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England
  11. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England
  12. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland
  13. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England
  14. Funbag Drive, Watford, England
  15. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England
  16. Beaver Close, Surrey, England
  17. Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland
  18. Felch Square, Powys, Wales
  19. Lickfold, West Sussex, England
  20. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England
  21. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire
  22. Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey
  23. Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
  24. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire
  25. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria
  26. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip
  27. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip
  28. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England
  29. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England
  30. Cumming Court, Pitville, Gloucestershire, England

Other entries include North Piddle (from the Old English word pidele, meaning marsh), Pratt's Bottom, Ugley, Titty Ho, and Spital-in-the-Street (a hamlet in Lincolnshire with a name based on the Middle English spitel, meaning hospital). Gropecunt Lane in Oxford has been renamed "Magpie Lane". There is also the tenuous Pantigelli, near Abergavenny, which needs the 'g' to be pronounced incorrectly as a 'j' to understand its appearance on this page.

See also

References

  1. ^ Lyall, Sarah (January 22, 2009). "No Snickering: That Road Sign Means Something Else". New York Times. Retrieved 2009-01-23. Ed Hurst, a co-author, with Rob Bailey, of "Rude Britain" and "Rude UK," which list arguably offensive place names — some so arguably offensive that, unfortunately, they cannot be printed here — said that many such communities were established hundreds of years ago and that their names were not rude at the time. {{cite news}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter: |coauthors= (help)