User:70.21.16.94

I'm here to repair it, not to research it. —Anon. WikiGnome

This is an alternative account of The Bipolar Anon-IP Gnome.

This user supports the right of anonymous users to edit Wikipedia.

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 18 years, 8 months and 18 days.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

This user is a new page patroller.

This user is a proposed deletion patroller.

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This editor is a deletionist.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

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This editor does not feed the trolls.

This user is male.

M

This user is a Life Member of Mensa

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is *in the bottom half* of the top 2%**.

This user is aware of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This user remembers (with nostalgia) having to use punch cards to run Fortran programs in college.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

This user remembers when television programming was only in black-and-white.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

Hello, fellow editor! If you are here because of the speedy deletion of an article that you recently created, then please read this greeting message before you ask me why I deleted it (or if I would please restore it), because I didn't (and I can't.)

Please read "What to do after your speedy deletion has been restored" as well, since it may answer some of your questions about "WTF just happened?" … and try to chill before you have a meltdown on Some Other Editor's Talk page.

Sandboxes & bookmarks

User:70.21.16.94/sandbox … current sandbox
Recent IP accounts … if you think that you recognize me. ;-)
My edit counts
Template:Multiple issues#Examples
Template:Oldprodfull#Usage
Wikipedia:Template messages/User talk namespace
Template:Selected filmography#Examples
- New boilerplate using Charo
Please format the link … how to use {{Cite web}}
William Munroe (pencil maker) … an example of proper footnotes using the <ref></ref> and {{Reflist}} templates
Memorable quotes
Necessity and Sufficiency in Computer Chess Algoritms … an unfinished paper from 1980

Current OCD fixations

Other

Flag templates for deletion warnings

Template:Flag-templates

Proposed deletion templates

Sandboxes & bookmarks

Current OCD fixations

Categories

Articles of interest

Articles for deletion

Speedy deletions

Other

Flag templates for deletion warnings

Proposed deletion templates