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Aaah!

Come back! Pweez? RoryReloaded 20:49, 3 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]


Don't come back

now that you can see how damaged WP is. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 76.191.202.159 (talk) 23:21, 4 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Shut up, boy. RoryReloaded 10:01, 5 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Good effort Alfie. We had some good times, way back when. Enjoy one last orange crayon on me, mate. Ali K (talk) 11:16, 8 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
I'm so sad... :'( --RoryReloaded 11:20, 18 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

A Play in One Act

Fringe Policeman No1: Good evening, Sir

Editor: (Tries to ignore FP1)

FP1: I see you're writing about someone who has a view.

Ed: Am I?

FP1: Oh indeed, you are sir. You are aware of WP:FRINGE sir?

Ed: Erm, that's about in depth theories which refute mainstream "scientific" opinion, this piece is a Biography and I've only mentioned that he has notable views on this and that, but not in depth and the details of his stuff aren't actually refuted.

Fringe Policeman No2: I just added them.

FP1: So you see, sir... your subject is a bit of fringe artist.

Ed: But no reliable sources say he is, your just comparing his outcome and saying it doesn't agree, look you've even misquoted the sources when you added his views.

FP2: Please don't make personal attacks, sir.

Ed: I'm not making a personal attack, your edit is not representing the sources.

FP1: Well we say it is, so that's an end to that.

Ed: (spends two hours correcting the text to better represent the sources and finally presses "save")

FP1: (to FP2) Did you see that?

FP2: (to FP1) Yeah, if no one else reverts it in half an hour, I'll revert with "take to talk" or some shit.

FP1: (to FP2) Cool dude.

Ed: Look, your whole premise is wrong guys.

FP1 and FP2 in unison: No it's not.

Ed: If you hadn't added the views, there wouldn't have even been a problem.

FP2: So, you admit there's a problem then sir, well we are making progress.

Ed: No I didn't mean that, I meant you created the problem in the first place.

FP2: Look, sonny, I've told you before about making personal attacks.

Ed: You've found the subject saying this thing in one source alone and are making a big thing out of it, this is a Biography for goodness sake, the view isn't even important!

FP1: He's saying things that could damage people, that's important.

FP2: It's a reliable source, and a view that cannot be denied to be his.

Ed: So quote him fairly then.

FP1: We don't need all that detail, sir, a summary will do. (snickers)

Ed: So you're saying it's not got much detail, then how come your applying WP:FRINGE, that says it's about articles that go into detail and it doesn't by your own admission.

FP2: Don't get all semantic on us, sonny, or you'll find yourself blocked for edit warring.

FP1: I don't like your tone, and it sounds familiar, I'm filing a sock puppet report right now.

FP2: (to FP1) I'll report him for edit warring.

FP1: (into radio) Base, I've got another kook for the notice board, we've done the preliminaries but it might need watching in case any of his kooky friends show up and try taking out any of our official fringe policing stuff.

Wow

I'm sure that's a jab at someone and I don't know the whole situation, nor do I want to get involved but I must say, that play is really funny. Blizzard Beast $ODIN$ 14:04, 22 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

I mean, that person should be writing (if they are not already). The satire is superb. The humor is fantastic. Really. It's absolutely hilarious. I would read stuff by that person. Even if I didn't agree with the message. Blizzard Beast $ODIN$ 14:13, 22 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Unreferenced BLPs

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Done - except #6. --Technopat (talk) 00:08, 18 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Edit warring

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Daphne Guinness

Top of the mornin' my favourite Alien Life Form. I'm sorry, I can't marry you because you are a poor commoner so, therefore, unimportant. Can I have my dresses back. I hope your fat Oirish arse hasn't stretched them.