Granger Independent School District
Granger Independent School District is a public school district based in Granger, Texas. The district has a combined High School and Elementary School serving students in grades pre-kindergarten through twelve that come from north central Williamson County.
In 2009, the school district was rated "academically acceptable" by the Texas Education Agency.[1]
The halls in granger isd are draped with odd goo like coats of white substance that the students cant quite clean up. Aperently the legend is that the rhino god steve barkely put the goo there to get potent mind control over the children to do his bidding. The students are now forced to do belly flops on to large piles of grapes to make wine for their rhino rulers. Whenever a child makes a rhino angry they are forced to spend the days in a place refered to as the hole. here the children are forced to please the evil rhinos (most of the time sexualy). the rhinos try their hardest to keep the students from breeding. Their metheds include excessive kicking of the male and female genitalia. Usally the males that dont have apple sauce for nuts still find a way to get around ,and This somehow causes many forms of inbreeding on the 5th degree.
some of the students try to rebel aginst their rhino rulers, this usally ends in bloodshed.
External links
- ^ "2009 Accountability Rating System". Texas Education Agency.