The Moon is made of green cheese
"The Moon is made of green cheese" is a statement referring to a fanciful belief that the Moon is composed of cheese. In its original formulation as a proverb and metaphor for credulity with roots in fable, this refers to the perception of a simpleton who sees a reflection of the Moon in water and mistakes it for a round cheese wheel. It is widespread as a folkloric motif among many of the world's cultures, and the notion has also found its way into both children's folklore and into modern popular culture.
The phrase "green cheese" in this proverb simply refers to a young cheese (indeed, sometimes "cream cheese" is used), though modern people may interpret the color reference literally.
There was never an actual historical popular belief that the moon is made of green cheese (cp. the myth of the Flat Earth). Indeed, it was typically used as an example of extreme credulity.
The moon is made of rock which is from indeterminate sources.[1]
Fable
WE all know you idiots that the moon is made of chesse.Y'all are stupid.
Proverb
"The Moon is made of green cheese" was one of the most popular proverbs in 16th and 17th century English literature,[2] and it was also in use after this time. It likely originated in 1546, when The Proverbs of John Heywood claimed "the moon is made of a greene cheese."[A] A common variation is "to make one believe the Moon is made of green cheese" (i.e., to hoax).
In French, there is the proverb "Il veut prendre la lune avec les dents" ("He wants to grab the moon in his teeth"), alluded to in Rabelais.
The characterization is also common in stories of gothamites, including the Moonrakers of Wiltshire.
Children's folklore and popular culture
- A 1902 study of childlore in the United States found that though most young children were unsure of the Moon's composition, that it was made of cheese was the single most common explanation.[3]
- At the end of the 1967 Tom and Jerry short, O-Solar Meow, Jerry is blasted to the Moon, where he is seen stuffing himself with its large quantities of cheese.
- NES video game DuckTales by Capcom has Uncle Scrooge obtain a chunk of the "Green Cheese of Longevity" from the Moon.[citation needed]
- In Nick Park's short animated film "A Grand Day Out", Wallace and Gromit build a lunar rocket to go on a cheese-centered holiday.
- Wallace: "Everybody knows the moon's made of cheese."[4]
- In the short tale by Kenneth Lans, "A 'Rounders' Story about the 'Green Cheese' Moon", the story revolves around the green cheese made by giant spiders which is transported to the moon by leaf-cutting ants. It is a clever story of how the earth was formed. By using a simple narrative, giant spiders, a greedy rat, an old wise turtle, jealous mountains, and the main character "green cheese", the readers are introduced to the mountains, and volcanic eruptions, rivers and tides, the desert and the moon and stars which form the earth.
- The Milky Way is an Academy Award winning animated cartoon short subject. As "three little kittens who lost their mittens" explore a dreamland, space is made up entirely of dairy products (e.g., the Milky Way is made of milk and the moon is made of cheese).
- British television Apollo 11 coverage had interludes entitled "But What if it's Made of Cheese."
- On April 1, 2002, NASA "proved" that the moon was made of green cheese with an expiration (or "sell by") date[B] using doctored pictures purportedly from the Hubble telescope.[5]
- At the Science Writers' conference, Theoretical physicist Sean M. Carroll explained why there was no need to "sample the moon to know it's not made of cheese.” He said the hypothesis is "absurd", failing against our knowledge of the universe and, “This is not a proof, there is no metaphysical proof, like you can proof a statement in logic or math that the moon is not made of green cheese. But science nevertheless passes judgments on claims based on how well they fit in with the rest of our theoretical understanding.”[6][C]
- The myth has spawned an apochryphal recipe for the preparation of "Moon cheese" in MouseHunt.[7]
- Dennis Lindley used the myth to help explain the necessity of Cromwell's Rule in Bayesian probability: "In other words, if a decision-maker thinks something cannot be true and interprets this to mean it has zero probability, he will never be influenced by any data, which is surely absurd. So leave a little probability for the moon being made of green cheese; it can be as small as 1 in a million, but have it there since otherwise an army of astronauts returning with samples of the said cheese will leave you unmoved."[8]
- In the children's educational show, The Electric Company, there is a sketch where Fargo North is an astronaut in space who receives orders to proceed to the moon. He protests that is impossible since the Moon is made of green cheese and his exasperated partner reminds him that he was told otherwise in training.[citation needed]
- Early versions of Google Moon used a Swiss cheese pattern for the closest zoom levels before high-resolution images became available.[9]
See also
- Giant impact hypothesis for theories on the origin and make up of the moon
- History of cheese
- Ipse dixit -- compare
- Montes Pyrenaeus— Mountain on the moon named for a French Cheese[10]
- Normative statement
- Paradoxes of material implication
- Positive statement
- Skepticism
Bibliography
Footnotes
- ^ Greene may refer here not to the color, as many now think, but to being new or unaged. Adams, Cecil (23 July 1999). "How did the moon = green cheese myth start?". The Straight Dope. Retrieved 10 June 2012. Cf., green wood.
- ^ See "Expiration dates". Consumer Affairs. Retrieved 11 November 2011.
- ^ This hypothetical debate — essentially a straw man proposal or argument — ignores completely the personal observation and collection of 382 kg (842 lb) of moon rock by Apollo program astronauts. Compare Cromwell's rule.
Endnotes
- ^ Choi, Charles Q. (26 March 2012). "Moon Formation Theory Challenged by New Study". SPACE.com. Retrieved 27 March 2012.
- ^ Apperson, George Latimer (2003). Wordsworth Dictionary of Proverbs. Wordsworth Editions. p. 392. ISBN 1-84022-311-1.
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- ^ "Astronomy Picture of the Day: Hubble Resolves Expiration Date For Green Cheese Moon". National Aeronautics and Space Administration. 1 April 2002. Retrieved 10 November 2011.
- ^ Mirsky, Steve (19 October 2011). "Moon Not Made of Cheese, Physicist Explains". Flagstaff, Arizona: Scientific American. Retrieved 10 November 2011.
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(help) - ^ "Moon cheese recipe". The Mouse Hunt Guide. Retrieved 11 November 2011.
- ^ Lindley, Dennis (1991). Making Decisions (2 ed.). Wiley. p. 104. ISBN 0-471-90808-8.
- ^ "Google Confirms Moon Made of Cheese". 6 October 2011. Retrieved 14 April 2012.
- ^ "Tomme des Pyrénées cheese". Cookipedia (UK). Retrieved 12 June 2012.