Ed Doyle (politician)

The Great Ed Doyle

He is the best ever. (Even though Chuck Norris is still alive.) He is the most brutal and most viscious champion there ever was. (Even though Jon Jones is the champ as of right now.) No one can stop him hes alexander they're no alexander. (Even though his name is Ed.) He is great he has the ruthlessness of a terrorist. He will eat your heart out. He will kill. (Bill Gates.) He will eat your children. He will ruin families and scrape the love from relationships. He will take your grandma's home made pie, and smash your face in it. On your birthday, he will take your face and smash it in your cake. (Even if you don't want him to.) He rapes little children. (Even though they dont want him to.) He gets mad. (Even if there is nothing to get mad about.) He lives under a rock. (With your children and family's pets, even when theres no rocks around.) He eats nails for breakfast. (Even if theres no milk.) He stays up at night. (Even though he rapes children during the day.) He drinks grape koolaid. (Even though he is cocasion.) He is the most dangerous beast in the water. (Even though Whales are much larger.) He lives longer then turtles, Period (Even though turtles live longer then he.) He fixes his rock when it chips. (even if he has no tools.) People think he is Patrick. (Even though hes not.) Bill Gates stole his idea for the computer. (Now hes dead.) Some say hes not the best ever. (Even though they dont know that hes right behind them.)