We Couldn't Think of a Title

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We Couldn't Think of a Title is the first album released by Psychostick. The album features Psychostick's brand of metal/hardcore mixed with humor, with some of the tracks being comedy skits or transitions to other songs, like Death Burger, Indecision (which is a recurring skit throughout the album), and Good Morning. Originally self-released on May 16, 2003. This album also contains their most successful track, "BEER!!!".

"We Couldn't Think of a Title" reached #41 on the Billboard's Top Heatseekers, #4 on the Billboard's Top Heatseeker's (West North Central), and #48 on the Top Independent Albums.

Track listing

All tracks are written by Psychostick (Robert Kersey, Joshua Key, Mike Kocian, and Alex Preiss)

No.	Title	Length
1.	"Indecision"	0:58
2.	"Scrotal-Torment"	2:58
3.	"Two Ton Paperweight"	4:32
4.	"Death Burger!"	0:53
5.	"No Pun Intended"	0:09
6.	"Why, Oh, Why?"	5:09
7.	"Pluh"	5:50
8.	"BEER!!"	2:13
9.	"Prozak Milkshake"	5:54
10.	"Throwin' Down"	5:17
11.	"I HATE Doing Laundry"	0:27
12.	"Return of the Death Burger!"	0:23
13.	"Largiloquent Dithyramb"	5:06
14.	"Lizard Sphere X"	2:30
15.	"Orgasm = Love"	4:47
16.	"Good Morning"	1:37
17.	"In a Band to Get Chicks"	4:11
18.	"Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum / Hidden Track!!!!!!"	15:26
19.	"ABCDEath" (2006 reissue track)	1:07
20.	"The Jagermeister Love Song" (2006 reissue track)	2:28

B-sides

• "Hokey Fuckin' Pokey" — 3:42 (B-side released by the band through BitTorrent)
• "Those Stupid Ifs" - 5:17 (B-side released by the band through BitTorrent)

Alternate Releases

A version with all of the skits and short songs removed from the album is sold on iTunes

Personnel

Psychostick

• Robert "The Notorious R.O.B." Kersey (Lead Vocals)
• Joshua "Special J" Key (Guitar, Vocals)
• Mike "Hawkizzard" Kocian (Bass Guitar, Vocals)
• Alex "The Boy" Preiss (Percussion, Annoying Bird Sounds)

• Guest Appearances:
  • "BEER!" – Brian Navarro (answering beer part), Crack Money Records, Biomech, Detox, Digital E, Halfgain, Makeshift, Headcreep, This, The Washingtons, and Wisdom of Eternity.
  • "Throwin' Down" – Lindsey Hans
  • "Orgasm = Love" – Becky Williams
  • "Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum" – Shannon Siggins and Becky Williams
  • "Lizard Sphere X" – Big Daddy Crack and Double Dee
  • "Jagermeister Love Song" – Vince "V" Johansen

• All songs written and performed by Psychostick
• Drums Recorded by Scott Seymann at Headpop Studios
• Guitars and Bass Recorded at Joshy Apartment Studios
• Vocals Recorded at Robby's Crappy Yet Effective Vocal Booth
• Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
• Mixed and Engineered by Joshua Key
• Mastered by Dave Shirk at Sonorus Mastering Inc.
• Kickdrum Triggering by Ted Preiss
• Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
• "The Dumb" street team led by Tony Shiavo and Alex Preiss

Chart performance

Chart (2006)	Peak position
US Billboard Top Heatseekers	41
US Billboard Top Heatseekers (North West Central)	4
US Billboard Top Independent Albums	48

Trivia

Psychostick's musical influences are mentioned during a skit following the song 'Pluh' (but within the same track on the album), in which the band continues discussing potential album names for their release. For example, one band-member suggests naming the album 'Destroy Erase Chaosphere,' which references two of Meshuggah's studio albums. Other musical acts mentioned are Pantera and Sevendust.